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Carlos isn't Spanish is he?

Oh no, you don't like Rodney Carrington too do you?

I have absolutely no inkling of who that is, nor do I care to know.

In that case I shall carry on from my earlier post


As I walk on to the stage,
Tonight I turn another page,
Another nitch up in my cap,
I will sit down in your lap.
Look at you, you turn me on,
I squeeze your boobs when we're alone.
I am cought up in your trap,
I hope you don't give me the clap.
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I'm not sure the poem works in a Sapnish accent Pedro, maybe this works better:

Por todo el mundo, "te quiero" es lo mismo
Cada dia y cada noche solo tu me das amor (¡Arriba!)
Aquí es mi sol, te lo doy, todo lo que soy
Si te vas, te buscare en Russia se

I preffer what I posted.

For comedic value I do...

It's more romantic too

Well you certainly have an interesting intrepation of romance!

I'm a manI have a very good idea of romance.

Yeah well it's a shame someone else had already thought up an idea before you.

You should ask BEG, i.e. Brown Eyed Girl, about Rodney.

Fine I will, I might get a straight answer out of her.

I'm sorry but that just made me laugh.

I hope your laughing in a non-ironic context.

It was merely your use of the word straight which amused me.

Oh is Brown Eyed Girls partial to conveloution?

She's partial to girls, definitely, don't know about convolution

Oh, so what you're saying is that you hope that me and Brown Eyed Girl lez up!

Not especially, I'm not overly into watching two girls..unless there's also a man involved...me for instance