h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nope, oranges have been done.

But I could have sworn that the future's bright, the future's Oranges

Nobody says that anymore, oranges have been and gone.

yes, you're right...the future's not oranges.......





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..Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it

Garlic...on bread? It's the stuff of nonsense. I've seen and read a lot of science fiction over the years and no author worth their pinch of salt has even contemplated such innovation.

Garlic bread indeed!

oh and peanut butter & banana and/or Peanut butter & Marmite sandwiches are absolutely gorgeous

Cease your insolence. Vanilla jam is the ultimate preservative!

Bah hold your tongue thou filty wench! Thine own blasphemies have condemned thee to eternal torment and thou shalt suffer accordingly!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll be the one suffering torment when I sue you for deformation of character!

Bah it's only deformation of character if you are considered of good character beforehand.

Oh slander as well. I'll be watching the money roll in.

Ma..non ho molti soldi

Aye... my sentiments exactly!

Or if it's bad:

You ain't got nothing on me mon bruv'!

You'll neva take me alive coppa!!!!!!

Sing ya slag!

<>When my fist clenches, crack it open,
Before I use it and lose my cool.
If I smile please tell me some bad news,
Before I laugh and act like a fool.

And If I swallow anything evil,
Put your finger down my throat.
And if I shiver please give me a blanket,
Keep me warm let me wear your coat.</>

On yer bike, I simply don't know where that torso of yours has been!

I'd sugest that you examine it beforehand then, but that would drive you crazy with a desperate desire and longing for me...and that wouldn't be fair on you.

Or you in fact, as my desperate desire to get out the room as quickly as possible might cause a draft!