h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

pssst.. Nate... Smeg is a real word....
A753527 (look under "urine" }

Y'see, I knew there was a reason why I don't watch Red Dwarf...

I knew subconsciously that there would be a scenario which meant Red Dwarf would be my downfall (off my high horse)

Sob. I just recieved a touching e-mail from a friend who has made the wise decision to leave STAGS.

(a tramp called her ugly)

once i looked up smeg, came up with smegma which is a secretion coming from the folds of the skin, especially foreskin. But I dont think the writers of Red Dwarf meant it that way, its just a random word

(I cant be arsed to look at the guide entry as my internet has f***ed up.)

That's what it says in the guide...

Nate... Awwh... She anyone I'd have heard of?

meh whatever i didnt read it.

*goes and binges on chocolate*

That essay was toooooooo hard. 20 minute homework and what does she do? Set us a bloody essay on Shakespeare which took like 2 hours!!!!!!

*blinks*

*saunters off to go and look at one of the 20something books she has just purchased*

*realises EE just asked a question*

*apologises*

Twas Lucie Wells, lovely girl, eccentric, very interesting person.

"Just a quick e-mail for you to cherish forever; informing you that I
wish you much luck in those pesky exams and hope to see you sometime
in the future, perhaps dressed as a squirrel."

Not sure if I've told you about her, she's the one who led me astray by sneaking me out of a club and to the local offlicence. Wonderful person.

*grin grin*

~laughs~

Sounds like someone I'd get on well with Shame she's leaving you

Aaah, but she's not leaving me. In the sense of she's leaving me alone at school, then yes, she is leaving me, but I shall not let her get away without inviting me over to her house and various other social activities etc.

WEll, that's not so bad, I guess....

As terrible as this is to say, I actually feel she's the only person I know who accepts me for who I am. She doesn't try to change me, just knows I am who I am and accepts that. It's nice.

*weak smile*

It is nice. The only people who'll do that for me are the people who don't actually see me... *sigh*

If only I actually got to see her more often, and she tends to ignore me at school in front of some people. It's not wonderful.

That's a real shame...

who here has a cold? I currently have blood streaming out of my nose resulting in a huge blood-y glob slithering out

*detected the smallest hint of sarcasm in EE's tone*
*does something about the awkward silence*
Soo.. Big Wolf On Campus is so terrible. I still think you should e-mail Merton like I suggested...
"Hey, I don't know who you are, and you don't know who I am, but my friend Nate loves you. Uhm. That's it."


No. I do not have a cold. I suggest you get a tissue for that. You don't want to leave that there do you?

I have hayfever, tis most annoying since I have psychology exam today.... psychology would be interesting if only it had to do with people's minds

Sarcasm? Me?

Perhaps I should e-mail him... if I get bored... Y'know I added the other Lucy to my contacts on msn adn she's online right now and, well, I'm not feeling quite brave enough to say anything to her

Yuck. Hayfever and exams do NOT mix well.... Fortunately, the weather here isn't good enough for mine to have kicked in yet. Blasted summer!

Who is the other Lucy? I thought there was just one?
*sorry for being nosy if it could be construed as such*

Lucy, one of Nat's best friends Lucy. Scary Catholic "ABORTION IS WRONG!!!" Lucy.... Y'know, Lucy! Believe me, if you've ever met her, you don't tend to forget her in a hurry... She's a great gal, if a little *cough* dogmatic at times.