h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I appear to have lost my routine.

It just very suddenly went - just up and left me here all alone.

I'd like it back.

Last seen around the 28th August, very dependable and answers to the name Comfort Zone.

If you find it please return it since this *existence* means nothing without it.

Can't help with this but I now have the word 'routine' running through my head to the tune of 'Joline'.

could ask Lil to look under Matt the rug ?

And i have it doing a "roooutinnnne ! rouuuuutine! dont leave me , dont leave me ,, dont leave me my routinee ; dont leave me , dont leave me , dont leave me my routine ."


funny innit

Not funny at all when it's your routine that's left .....


You picked a fine time to leave me routine.

Glad to see you back.

I felt exactly the same way when Rob the Carpet upped and left

That's why I got meself a sexy new Matt ! Far easier to lug around too

Down the back of the sofa's always a good place to start.

Mind you, you'll find it in the last place you look, y'know!

You could always get a new one - I know it won't be quite the same, but with time you'll get used to it.

A new one


A new one


Well I never - a routine isn't like an old Matt or carpet you know - you can't find a new one just like that.


I've searched everywhere .... even the back of the sofa, and in the tumble dryer fluff, but it's gone.

Leave my Matt out of this

Have you looked in the cellar?

Well you know the cellar would be the first place I'd look - but we don't have one.

We have an attic, but you can't really get into it since it's full of Christmas decorations.

Rooooteen?

Under your teenage plants?

Oh I don't *do* plants, at least not house plants. I do have some in the garden where nature nurtures ..... weeds I think they're called.

Aaah.. have you been spreading them around?

Oh no, I don't need to do anything with them they grow beautifully on their own the propagate, go forth and multiply - I do believe every garden in the village now has some of my seedlings.

See?

You are so kind, you even share out your weeds

Share and share alike I say ...... and I see you've smitten me with lilitis again - thanks for that.

All part of our sharing, dear sister!



Wise One (The)

Well that was


Is there anything else you're sharing


I was in the middle of typing a caustic reply to your last post when that secret programme my computer runs in the evenings decided to switch everything off and then on again ........ and now the connection is stronger and faster.

How very strange.