h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That must be it - we're twins, hence connected by mysterious powers.

That makes it alright then ..... twins ..... so is Lil our big sister then or our little sister, or are we mysteriously three twins.

Well, somebody has to be the big sister, and that would be lil.

...but big sisters are supposed to be sensible, not that I'm saying she isn't, but, well, are you sure she's big sister material.

Isn't she supposed to be the wise one?

Yeah, wise compared to us .... which equates to what in real life.


Still if you think she's a big sister then alright, but I think 3 twins was the way to go .....

But wouldn't that be a triplet or something?

Where is our third twin anyway?

No triplets are boring if we were three twins then when I'm not here you and lil would be twins, when you're not here lil and I would be twins and when lil's not here you and I would be twins ........ so when we're all together we'd be three twins.


.... and I have no idea where she could be I've hardly spoken any sense to her since I've been back.

I guess she'll have to catch up with all the inane chitchat here.

Oh she'll hardly read the backlog here - it's not as important as yikes.

She was having serious pc trouble - that must be your fault.

Very probably - I know that since I've went wireless this afternoon nothing on this computer is working properly, but the laptop is really doing the biz.

lil's on her laptop now because her pc keeps rebooting.

Oh right, so she'll get here eventually then.

Won't be long now

I imagine it'll be as long as it ever was......

That does ring a bell.

So does Quasimodo I'm told, and of course the Avon lady.

Naww, I was thinking of a song - can't remember it properly, though. Something by Chumbawamba, I think.

Well I ain't gonna sing it ........ because I have no idea what song it is.