h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Biker bars, gay bars, red-neck bars, various ethnic bars, grab a corner seat near the exit sit back and watch the fun.

Oh, you're evil... (that's why I like you!)

Oh, you're evil... (that's why I like you!)

Ooops *hiccup*

still, the meet was fun.

kevin, i mean poli was there

Right, will everybody in the world please bloody well cheer up! It's summer, it's sunny, and we're all breathing, fantastic! Lets PAAAARRRTYYYY!

WOOHOO! PARTY TIME!!! (gets "down" and "grooves" with the Squirrel of Coolness)

I'm not sure about the terminology of that last statement but I think I'll avert my eyes just in case.

I looked.

(pssst.. it's okay - we're just dancing!)

should there be all that bumbing and grinding? and shouldnt they have clothes on?

Don't ask me, I've got my eyes closed.-¿-

Um UH - your eyes are still closed - I think you're watching some movie playing inside of your head... Gee, how much did you have to drink over the weekend?

Nope, he's watching my version

I should have known...

*fills PS ears with dish soap in an attempt to clean up his mind*

Watches bubbles come out of PS's ears and nose... (Oooooh pretty! )

*grabs the end of the hosepipe and puts it in PS ear* Michele could you turn the water on for me?

*Froths at the mouth (and ears and nose and eye sockets, and not for the first time either)*

Hey, that's kinda nice actually!

*peeks into PS's left ear... see's absolutely nothing all the way thru to the other ear*

Squeeky clean! Now to fill it with and lots of !

There! That should keep him out of trouble for awhile!

*Watches P.S.'s eyes glaze over as he is brainwashed... Wonders if he now suffers from an uncontrollable urge to sing "Kumbaya" and plant a garden and teach the little children how to fingerpaint "Peace" signs...*

What have you done!!??



P.S.?? Speak to us! P.S.??