h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i prefer prunes. arf.

As opposed to ???

UH

dates, silly

Of course! (what was I thinking?)

What do my first dates usually turn out to be then Michele? I had no idea I'd become that predictable... oh hang on, I know what you mean, good point.

But if you were to be your usual mental self it would probably work just fine on me, and any other healthy male.

Yes... if I only had this personality in Brittany Spears body... it would be a wicked deadly combination! Oh well... we work with what we're given! (unless of course we can afford to have it removed, altered or enhanced!)

did you hear that britney *isnt* a virgin? thats a scary thoguht...she was mine...actually no she wasnt. she was great big and beefy. shed have lamped me...those thighs...arg...the thighs...the thighsthighsthighsthighs dribbledribbledribble...

seriously folks, she has the legs of a gril who spends far too much time in the gym. and i SWEAR her neck is getting thicker...

I think she's on steroids...

i think shes on the pill. i also think that sex objects shouldnt be that muscular. what kind of image are we projecting to the next generation of lustful males?

Personally - I really dislike her. My daughter likes her music, but when she goes to her website (which she does with most of the singers/bands that she likes) Brittany's site has links to porn. That really p*sses me off! It's bad enough that as a society we are "sexing" up our children. But to have "teenage" idols who know that a large portion of their fans are in the 10 - 14 age group and still blatantly shove porn in their face really burns me up. If she wants to pose for Playboy - fine. At least you have to be 18 to purchase that. Young girls can't normally get hold of those magazines. But don't w**k around on a public website!

(Oops! Sorry UH! You've just launched me into one of my pet peeves!)

*retracts her claws, goes in search of *

i dont mind. she annoys me for different reasons: ugliness, music, breast reduction.

i fully retain the right to be male

*writes w**ky on little post-it-notes and stick them all over the office*

That should wake people up!

I will join your fan club if it's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yes - it's totally free! You are only required to give one limb, half of all thoughts you have or ever plan on having in the future, 13 acorns, a biscuit, and 42 lbs of .

(the acorns are negotiable)

Welcome to my fan club! I am still in shock that I even have "fans". "Partners in crime" is probably a better description!

Any preference on which limb?
I don't plan on thinking very much in the future so that could be a good deal I will give you 12 acorns and a squirrell

hey what do you want talk to me please!!!!!!!

Well - we already have a squirrel (and there's no controlling him whatsoever!) so maybe just double up on the . You get to pick the limb...

nonono can i pick the limb!

Oh sorry... (my bad!)

*puts on her best bureaucratic face*

Uncle Heavy gets to pick the limb!

*sails right past the b'log because its been a long week and she hates britney (or however you spell it) anyway* Did I miss much?