h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* also fails to understand the backlog so its Situation normal for Light *

Hi everyone

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Greetings!!!! Welcome out of the Insane Asylum....

Yes! Let me show you around...

Over here we have a lovely one-room padded cell, complete with a cozy jacket (oh, don't mind those sleeves being too long dear - we'll just tie them behind you... like this!)

And here we have a nice machine that we hook you up to and when we turn it off you'll feel great and you won't remember a thing... ever...

What was that you said? You've changed your mind and have decided not to spend the night? Well, let me have my attendant "Igor" (ooops I meant "Thog", how silly of me!) speak with you - I think you'll find him very convincing!

I thought thesleeves seemd long since my arms are short


In my final year of Uni our house was known as 'outside the Assylum'

i dont really think i can be bothered to make a pun on that one

I only ever wear straitjackets as I am built like a gibbon and have overly lengthy arms.

Any problems with knuckle-rub, oh King of the Swingers?

Mistadrong, PS & Light...

WOOHOO! I may have a date this weekend! (YAY!!) And since it has been several years since I have dated anyone (single mom syndrome) I need to ask:
What do you "do" or "not do" on a first date? I mean, should I be polite, witty and just my lovely self? Or should I just cut to the chase, become the predator that I really am and suck all of the marrow out of his bones and leave him behind... to wither and turn to dust when the sun rises? (oh oh! my teeth are getting longer as I speak, I need to think about something else quickly... *looks at the calculator and starts adding up a list of numbers* her canine teeth slowly returning to normal size...)

Whew! That was a close one!

Maybe you better not answer PS... I know what you're first dates usually turn out to be!

Go for it Michele, although may I
respectfully suggest there may just be a middle road, that will leave you both happy, and leave him with marrow intact, if a little depleted
You may just want a second " go " at `im

Oh! Excellent point Lurcher!

*makes note in planner: "Don't completely devour them on first date" *

I think it might be a moot point however, he just called and said that he will probably have to go help his brother move this weekend, so the outing will probably be postponed - if it happens at all...

*goes back to filing her teeth - to make sure they're sharp for the next "date"*

well dont look at me! i dont date!

::date waffles::

You date waffles Thog? And how do the pancakes feel about that?

Well, pretty left out, of course, but you can't make everyone happy...

* reads with interest just in case she gets a date soemtime soon *

He would have to be mad not to fall for your usual wonderful self Michele

My sentiments exactly...

Oh you guys are just saying that

(because you know I'm insane and you're afraid I'll find out where you live and that if I did I would sic venomous badgers on you in the middle of the night, or worse yet distribute extremely fluffy, lacey doilies all over your house while you weren't looking and... and...)

Oops! Darn there goes those teeth again!





**but thanks for the vote of confidence! **

*just realizes that Lighthouse Girl is still here*

Hey Light! Didn't you have to go to work today? Or are you back on during the week now?