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Evangeline Posted Feb 5, 2004
The water fountain is a mere ten feet away.
If worse comes to worst, we can just flood the building. 
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 5, 2004
Excellent, an emergency backup plan... you may survive yet! 
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Evangeline Posted Feb 7, 2004
Hmmm, I think the file cabinet knows, that I know, that it's up to something. It hasn't shocked me in two days...and, I'm afraid it is saving up a really special ZAP! for me...
The two co workers who read this thread at work couldn't stop ...until they walked out (past the file cabinet) and each of them got zapped.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 7, 2004
*hears the theme song from Twilight Zone*
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 7, 2004
True, very true! (s anyway)
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 7, 2004
You could make offerings to it, like tossing a virgin in a volcano. I'm just not sure what a filing cabinet would want... manilla folders, graphite to lubricate its creaky rollers... 
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Evangeline Posted Feb 7, 2004
I'm willing to compromise...toss the file cabinet into the volcano.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 7, 2004
Sounds like a great plan, if you happened to have volcanos in your part of the swamp
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Evangeline Posted Feb 7, 2004
New plan: Drop the file cabinet in the swamp and let it rust into oblivion.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 7, 2004
Now THAT sounds more workable! When it shuffles out to join the parades, just lure it out to the bayou and get it stuck! 
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Evangeline Posted Feb 9, 2004
The file cabinet and the alligators will just have to fight for the swamp. Now, that is not a pretty picture.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 9, 2004
The demonic filing cabinet will win. Literal jaws of steel.
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Evangeline Posted Feb 9, 2004
Not to mention the brimstone... Hmm, grilled alligator, anyone?
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 9, 2004
Does burnt reptile smell as bad as burnt mammal? 
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Evangeline Posted Feb 9, 2004
I try not to burn mammals, but I know what you mean. Pure logic(which might be purely inaccurate) would dictate that if alligator tastes like chicken, then it should burn like chicken. With the proper marinade: Hellacious Cajun blackened alligator.
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rangerjustice (formerly warrior ranger) Posted Feb 9, 2004
Pass me the tabasco and some gumbo! 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Feb 9, 2004
Is that a particular delicacy that I can look forward to in New Orleans? Or should I be ordering the Deep Fried Drawer of Filing Cabinet?
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Evangeline Posted Feb 9, 2004
*passes tabasco sauce, gumbo, and rice*
We could open a restaurant...The top drawer grill...Feeling hungry? Then, file on in for dinner.
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