h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What is an exerist?

Is that anything like an exorcism?

yeah only dyslexic >_> *pumps shot gun and takes aim*

*thinks about how many folders of product literature and purchase orders are at my disposal*

*rethinks teh shot gun and pulls out a 50 caliber rifle with armor presing rounds* AH AH! *falls over from the weight* maybe i should rething this too...

Perhaps...

So, read any good files, lately?

not latly, been tired from work, yesterday didn't help when i burnt my fingers. it's better now, not hurting but very white.

Dumbledore burnt *his* hand, too.


Have you been attacked by Voldemort?

It was a piece of kitchen equipment in the same building as the filing cabinets.

filing cabinets...Lord Voldimort....samething.....remindme to check the computer desk for a Death Eater mark....

*reminds Alchemist*

is teh Deathmark on teh left or right arm? *exmaines the filing cabinet*

I would guess the left.

*exmaines the left side of the filing cabinet* ummmmmmm there seems to be somethign here butcan't make it out.....

?

add a snake and yeah that's it, it's offical the filing cabinet is a death eater!

I know that most filing cabinets would *like* to be Death Eaters.
That says somehting about how high they aim in life.

really, you'd think that, mean they have their whole life planned out, mean that is SOME job securty, they will always be needed for holding files.

Considering that most days I feel like paperwork will be the death of me, it might be an apt goal for the filing cabinets.

i think for me, it's the kitchen...or at lest the death of my figner tips. I'll be in at 10:00 tues and thurs this week to do the checking in of thingies and what-you-call-it, so i got your back!

Thanks.

Now watch, *everything* arrives Wed.