h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, that's too classic!

Dr. Shock had a lab assistant named Igor. My parents let us stay up as late as we wanted to on weekends, which may not have been a good idea, now that I think about it. That many horror, and science fiction movies, at that age couldn't have been good for me.

Well, that actually does explain a lot...

There used to be a show like that here in Australia. I can't remember the name of the host (or the show), but his assistant was Igor.

*afraid to ask what that explains*

My brothers, who are quite a bit older than me, would make popcorn and heat a frozen pizza to go along with the late night movies. Mom and Dad would go to bed, and leave me with my brothers.

Apparently Igor is the required name for lab assistants who introduce movies!

Tried a google search for Dr. Shock, thousands of results. Apparently, this was sort of a franchised idea. But, I have to say, this one looked pretty cool: http://www.newschannel9.com/vnews/history/drshock

I'm off to bed now, kids. Thanks to this thread I'll probably have Demon Filing Drawer dreams...

I have to go to work with the ing demonic filing cabinet tomorrow. I'll never look at it quite the same way again.
Good night.

See ya warrior ranger.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the Demon Filing Cabinets bite!

Bite?!

Hmmm, maybe I could train it to attack on command...only on command.

Perhaps I'll open a Demon Filing Cabinet Obedience School - there may be an increasing demand for it.

I hope that doesn't mean they are breeding.....

Demonic filing cabinets, breeding???

You need to destroy it before it has a chance to mate, Evangeline!

Destroy it, how? Place an explosive under B for BOOM!?

The filing cabinet behaved itself today. Could be the rain, or it could just be biding it's time, building up its charge...

Be very careful. It's probably just laying low, lulling you into a false sense of security...

I don't trust it as far as I can throw it. And, I would need a bulldozer to throw it.

My co workers fully agree with the demonic possession theory.

I suggest your entire office should start stocking up on holy water and super soakers now, before it's too late.

::note to self: Have priest bless the water fountain::
That should do it.

Good thought, that'll solve the transportation and storage issues nicely!