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*begins to laugh again*

I am offended by the allegation and... ten grams and a cup of catnip tea

I resemble that remark.

Yes I do.

Now riddle me this, riddle me that.
How does a donkey look like a milk commercial?

Since you insist on asking....

Borden's milk used to have commercials featuring Elsie the Cow. Elsie's face looked a lot like the cow in your cartoons. The "donkey" was the cow in the fourth panel of your cartoon. It reminded me of Borden's comemrcials.

I insist on doing all things to the end of time.

... So, are you saying I should sue Borden's milk?

You should sue whoever writes your lines.

Alright! I shall sue the sneaky sonavagun! Paul! You'll be my legal advisor in the case against myself!

You write your *own* lines?



I expect that you'll be a hard person to prove a case against, so you'd better be prepared to go after yourself tooth and nail....be prepared to pay huge legal fees.

only fifty people showed up?

Maybe they thought it would be a screening of an art film with gay cowboys eating pudding.

Where did you get that idea?

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"Gay cowboys eating pudding" was a "South Park" reference to art films in general. If you don't want to see them, Utah and West Virginia are your best bet.

Ah... Right...

So then, that'd mean that you'd be having it, whether it ruled -out either way, in such a manner as to be giving yourself money. <- Your own money... which really means you wouldn't be gaining any cash in the exchange/bargain.<- Yet, the loss might also be minimal or near nonexistant as well, eh?

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Wha... Oooo! Thers a shiny thing over there

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