h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Crazy Laughing Answering Weirdo?

*makes for the mountains*

I think I missed the hills

Kinder and gentler Claw? Are you all forgetting the evil part? Do I really have to do this again?

EVILClaw. E V I L Claw. Not good claw, or mediocre claw. EvilClaw.

Aren't you trying to compensate for something, Claw?

No.

Evil's so commonplace *does an Alan Rickman face* mediocre is harder to acquire because nobody cares about a misfit that's not big enough to be brought down

/me listens to Shrek Soundtrack

I'm more than big enough to be brought down! In terrible fashion! Adjective!

probably paul...i dont want to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*scoots away*

It's a typee of "portuguese?" Jellyfish with a sailfin on its "head." Supposed to be very poisonous... or something bad like that.

That sounds very nasty.

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"Never trust a smiling cat"

What about a smirking cat?

That's just as bad, because that cat has an evil thing to hide.

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"Looking into the mouth of a dragon,
one quickly learns wisdom"

All cats have evil things to hide. Did you learn nothing from Cleo and Alexis?

My legs ache


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sorry thats about all I have to contribute......

And somehow thats all the reaction I've come to expect from my grandiose exclamations.

sorry

Thats okay.

would it make you happier if I..... *thinks very hard* Oh, I have no money to give you, I'm not on enough to be an effective tea slave, what more do you want from me?

Power overwhelming?

A convertible or maybe a boat, perhaps?

pay his college tuitions, he'll

you can tell what I've been doing ... and yet more applications