h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What is inside of the box?

Or should we think outside of it?

Inside the box lies the only missing copy of a Black Lotus, doused in gasoline. To open the box is to create a spark.



Obsessing over the contents of a mysterious box is the path to madness. Perhaps its what I said it was. Perhaps its much cooler. The only way to avoid the snare trap that is its enigma is to think outside of it.

Roses are not always red,
And violets should be violet, not blue,
So is sugar not sweet?
And how about you?

What is the square root of 1764?

My innards are made entirely of brown sugar so on the balance of reason I'd have to say, yes, I are sweet.



42.

Can you dig it?

I can. But don't want to.

Is chicken gumbo soup the perfect food?

It falls short due to the lack of chocolate.

Is chocolate prairie oysters soup the perfect food?

Hmm. I'd have to try it but generally seafood and chocolate don't mix well.

Who ya gonna call?

In order of priority: Ghostbusters, your insurance broker, the local news channel, that guy you gave a swirly to in high school and Sean Connery.

How are things in Glockamora?

Never heard of it. Ever.

Do you believe in the right of the sentient comma (as in , ) ?

What is the most appropriate time to serve tripe during a wedding reception?

Commas only appear sentient. The real smart punctuation is semicolons. Just pepper some of those into your writing and wait for all the literature babes to start noticing.



Its very important that tripe is served before the wedding cake is cut but after everybody finishes their first glass of

Have you ever considered raising the dead as a solution to labour shortage?