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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 11, 2009
I have but as Romero zombie movies prove eventually the living dead become metaphors for societal ills and then demand better working conditions. And nobody wants to have to deal with that. Pretty soon they'll want to vote, drive and intermarry.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 11, 2009
Assuming that zombies intermarry, are their children likely to be
(a.) born dead
(b.) clones of Elvis and The Joker
(c.) normal and well-adjusted
(d.) elected President
(e.) obese
or (f.) a, b, and e?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 12, 2009
Who will be the first zombie First Ladfy?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 12, 2009
A little known Louisianian from 1809 who died tragically of a combination of cholera and zombie bite.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 12, 2009
Did God make little green apples?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 12, 2009
According to zombie-ologist Max Brooks, the first Zombie/Human war will be won by the humans. Hoorah.
Of course. God made everything. In six days.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 13, 2009
Will there be a second Zombie/human war?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 13, 2009
There will always be another zombie war. As long as one zombie remains "alive" the cycle will continue.
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Terran Posted Feb 13, 2009
What would happen if a zombie was bitten by a Vampire, who had already been bitten by a Werewolf?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 14, 2009
Is weasel meat safe to eat?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 14, 2009
You'd get a chimera. A horrible amalgamation of Universal horror movie monsters.
Only if you were born in the Canary Islands.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Feb 15, 2009
Which is better, Macross or Robotech?
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Terran Posted Feb 15, 2009
Do you think Cyborg-chimera should be given full citizen status?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Feb 15, 2009
I've only ever seen Robotech. But my brother watches a lot of Macross. Between the two of us we are able to form one barely coherent opinion.
No! It'd just encourage more cyborg-chimeras to come to our country from Antarctica and take our jorbs!
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Kenton Crisp - Founder of the League of the Underground Posted Feb 15, 2009
What would Jesus do?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 16, 2009
Why is Valentine's Day not held in August, when the civilized world is desperate for a holiday but can't get any? 
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