h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Reptilians are rude because they hate us for our body hair, warm bloodedness and the thing what gives mammals their name.

Some of them are rude because of our good taste (deliciousness).

I'll grant you that but only grudginly and with much fist shaking.

I'm shaking my fist, too.

God will get them for it sooner or later.

I see Mssr. Claw.

Why did they only write 7 Harry Potter books?

Also, at the point in time that I write this there is trying to be made some sort of an "in-between" eigth book.

Why do so many interrogative statements begin with the word 'why'?

Seven years of school = seven books.



Sadly, the expressions "forwhy" and "whyforth" never caught on.

But Why 50 (Hawaii Five-Oh) was a big hit.
Go figure.

Hark, who knocks without?

Without what?

Without the door

Knocking without a door? Is that some kind of zen?

No, without as in the opposite of within

Then, yes. There is a knocking. Without. The door.

yes, but who knocks without?

Recently, almost 100,000 extra gorillas were discovered deep in the Congo jungle. Do you think that many extra gorillas are also hiding in the plains of the U.S.A.?

Or bigfoots?

That could work. It's a plan! Make it happen!

It is the Sun. She is here to slay the jealous moon.



The USian plains aren't the type of habitat favored by guerillas.



This is possible. In fact, I declare it the be the truth for now and ever until it is quietly retonned years later.

On a scale of 1-10 how ____________ is _____________?