h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As a soylent green fan, you probably love odd movies. Have you seen "The Hunger"?

Are you anything like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?

I'm more of a fan of random trivia and persistant cultural memes. So, no. I haven't seen the hunger.

I am also not like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Cause, if you close your eyes I can still see you. With my eyes.

With your eyes? Of course!

If you start seeing people with your ears or nose, will that feel odd?

It would feel odd but believe it or not, its actualy an existing medical condition called synesthesia where the senses get mixed together. For example, sounds might be perceived as colors or spoken words might have a taste.

I already have the ability to taste defeat.

Thats common in evildoers.

Thank you.

I only and ever speak the truth

I tasted da feet once. To be honest, I found them a bit gritty.

So Evilclaw, were the Mayan people of Central America correct in predicting the end of the world for December 2012? And is it only coincidence that that is the date of my last scheduled car payment? And if I'm late on the car payment, will the bank still turn me over to the credit bureau even if it's the waning hours of life as we know it?

Life as we know it ended a few hours ago, but because of the time-zone differences, some of us still have as much as 20 hours of existyence still remaining. Make the most of it, possums!

I think those mayans may have known what they were all up in our grillz aboot. But nothing, and I unnecessarily repeat, nothing will stop a credit bureau from hunting you down if you owe them money, not even the end of the world. As we know it. And I feel. Fine.

You may unnecessarily repeat all you like.

Nothing. Nothing. I, I, I, I repeat repee, repea-ee-eet, nothing. I repeat, nothing. I, I, I re re repeat nothing.

EvilClaw, what would you recommend for an upset stomach?

I didn't catch that, EvilClaw. Would you please say it again?

Although it might be a bit late after 16ish hours, I recommend, lying down. Perhaps taking some Tums or the like and then loudly cursing the god or gods that allowed this to happen to you. Thor is always choice. In that case, it would be a thor stomach



I, I, I, I repeat repee, repea-ee-eet, nothing. I repeat, nothing. I, I, I re re repeat nothing. I repeat nothing, ing, ing. Noth, oth, othing. Repeat, eat, eat, no no nothi nothing.

Can you do it with a Spanish accent, like "Fawlty Towers" Manuel saying "I know nothing"? Or not....

Spanish is one of the accents that I do not have.

How soon can I get my refund, then?