h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm.

He also invented the wheel, sliced bread, saran wrap, drip-dry shirts, and tiramisu.

I do not.

Oh, for I was hoping to make a deviant & hootooer group.
Oh well...

EvilClaw, what is the worst thing you can think of for putting in a sandwich?

Me it was bicycles.

Would people be better off if they had tails?

Bananas. For they are the devil and they bring the cold.



Signs point to no. Try sitting down with something like that stapled to your butt, I dares ya.

I'm too lazy to attach a tail to my butt, EvilClaw. If cats and dogs could opt to lose their tails, would they do so?

Why is the music video to Reanimator so whimsical if the movie was so creepy? X_X;



and other strange things about horror movies.
Like, whatever happened to Count Orlock in Nosferatu?

I think he became an astronaut. Orlock got lost in the airlock.

(I'm making all of this up, of course )

Do you remember Count Duckula Paul?

Well, cats for one need their tails to balence. And to indicate displeasure.



I know of few things creepier than certain kinds of whimsy.



I do believe that he was killed by being caught in the sun.

I see EC.

EC what would you do if there was a rhinocerous in your house? With the rhinocerous that is...

There's bound to be some practical application somewhere with one.

Count Duckula was in a Daffy Duck cartoon, right? (I always loved Daffy Duck...in a platonic way, of course. )

See if he plays poker. I've needed a fourth ever since Bob caught a case of Random Human Combustion Syndrome.

There will be random fireworks on the Fourth of July.

I believe so perhaps.

I see.

and EvilClaw, whatever happened to the LARDWARRIARS?

Turns out they're prone to spontaneous combustion in temperatures in excess of zero kelvin.