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Post 7961

AlexoOo

Yeah. We've had it dangling from our ears for years around here. Once you get used to the smell it's Ok. Still, it smelled worse round here before the moose poo jewellery quite frankly.


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Post 7962

AlexoOo

I have a trailer full of the stuff, if anyone is interested. I tried to open a market stool. Every said my wares were a load of $#!+. Even the phoenix poo pendant! Even the Taniwha turd tiarra! Even the Krakken crap keyring!


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Post 7963

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

What about the Extravagant Excrement Earrings?


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Post 7964

Existential Elevator

They were earrings?

smiley - yikes

And there was me thinking that the confectionairy was past it's sell-by date...


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Post 7965

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

No, they're fine... Oh look, a big orange armadillo!


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Post 7966

Bedwilldo

What is that Armadillo doing to that Lewt?


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Post 7967

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

I think he's trying to jump over it! Or he's giving it an enema.


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Post 7968

Bedwilldo

It's making a mess, whatever it's doing!!


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Post 7969

Existential Elevator

That's not pretty ~ewwww~


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Post 7970

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Yet oddly compelling...


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Post 7971

AlexoOo

Yeah, I sold Armadillo cack anti-alliteration armbands for charity. And also anteater ablution anklets. At Asda.


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Post 7972

AlexoOo

Pre-medicated shampoo. Is it sinful?


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Post 7973

AlexoOo

Yer gotta picker pocket or two. I always defer from falling over things which I can't help but notice don't catch my eye in any real sense. Does this make me a freak? Am I a weirdo? What the hell am I doing here? Do I belong here?


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Post 7974

AlexoOo

. . . and one last question. Did anyone else believethat the muppets were real and controlled Jim Henson?


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Post 7975

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Noooo, but I did think the muppets were real people and Jim Henson had stolen their soles, mutilated their faces and was now using them as puppets. It used to scare the bejesus out of me.


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Post 7976

AlexoOo

Lol! smiley - laugh

Commander Rimmer and the dog-faced boy!


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Post 7977

Existential Elevator

Can't sleep... Muppets will get me...


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Post 7978

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

No no no EE, now that Henson died they've escaped his fortress of doom and live happily ever after.


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Post 7979

Bedwilldo

So long as they don't join up with Pinky & Perky we should be safe (I think)


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Post 7980

CYBERHUMAN

We're all a right bunch of muppets... smiley - biggrinsmiley - winkeye


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