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Post 7901

xxxxxxxxxxxx

smiley - wow Poets day smiley - biggrin
Are you poetic ?


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Post 7902

Bedwilldo

Poets day is nothing to do with poets!!smiley - laugh


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Post 7903

xxxxxxxxxxxx

It isn't smiley - huh What is it about smiley - sillysmiley - blush
*walks away muttering 'I wandered lonely as a cloud*


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Post 7904

Bedwilldo

P*&% Off Early Tomorrow's Saturdaysmiley - laugh



In between the yes and the no
Is not a pleasant place to gosmiley - winkeye


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Post 7905

xxxxxxxxxxxx

Ah now I see smiley - laugh
Clear as mud smiley - biggrin


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Post 7906

CYBERHUMAN

I like both writing and reading poetry. It's a great form of free expression. smiley - biggrin


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Post 7907

Brendan

and poetry is the best forum for nonsense...


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Post 7908

xxxxxxxxxxxx

Nonsense and free expression sounds like smiley - magic to mesmiley - smiley


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Post 7909

Bedwilldo

The freedom of nonsense is a human right!!



smiley - erm

Or is it a human left



smiley - erm



One or the other


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Post 7910

CYBERHUMAN

That's being prejudiced to right-handed people! smiley - biggrinsmiley - laugh


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Post 7911

Existential Elevator

WEll, I for one believe that left handed people should not be seen in right-handed society! They are /obviously/ inferior specimins! smiley - erm


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Post 7912

Bedwilldo

What about ambi-dextrous persons?





Should they be shunned or embraced by society?





Or just left to rot on the scrap heap of life?






smiley - laugh


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Post 7913

Existential Elevator

They are truely abominations in the sight of all that is right!~shudders~ They are the result of a right-handed person, you know, mixing their seed with a left-handed person smiley - yikes Truely disgusting!!


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Post 7914

Bedwilldo

How would you define right handedness though


For we all do things with one hand that we don't do with the other.

So we all must be left handed in some things that we do

And are equally talented with both hands in other things

Therefore we are all abominations

Ergo we all need to be left on the scrap heap of life!!


smiley - erm


Hold up,



We are all on the scrap heap of life!!smiley - laugh


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Post 7915

AlexoOo

Do I detect a note of sense in those last few posts?
Do you realise what the penalty is for talking sense on this thread?
Are you trying to attract the attention of the nonsense inspectors?
Am I asking too many questions?
Do Aardvarks fly south for the winter?
If you were a duck-billed platypus and you had a name, what would it be?
Kevin?


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Post 7916

AlexoOo

I didnt say Aardvark, it was someone else!


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Post 7917

Existential Elevator

Oooh, you aardvark fiend!


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Post 7918

AlexoOo

*Is paralysed by fear*


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Post 7919

CYBERHUMAN

Whose got a hard bark? smiley - erm


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Post 7920

Hermi the Cat

I think it would be Bob.
smiley - cat
And no bark please - it's hard on the teeth. Perhaps the pandas would like it instead?


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