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Brendan Posted Nov 5, 2005
and poetry is the best forum for nonsense...
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Existential Elevator Posted Nov 7, 2005
WEll, I for one believe that left handed people should not be seen in right-handed society! They are /obviously/ inferior specimins!
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Bedwilldo Posted Nov 7, 2005
What about ambi-dextrous persons?
Should they be shunned or embraced by society?
Or just left to rot on the scrap heap of life?
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Existential Elevator Posted Nov 7, 2005
They are truely abominations in the sight of all that is right!~shudders~ They are the result of a right-handed person, you know, mixing their seed with a left-handed person Truely disgusting!!
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Bedwilldo Posted Nov 7, 2005
How would you define right handedness though
For we all do things with one hand that we don't do with the other.
So we all must be left handed in some things that we do
And are equally talented with both hands in other things
Therefore we are all abominations
Ergo we all need to be left on the scrap heap of life!!
Hold up,
We are all on the scrap heap of life!!
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AlexoOo Posted Nov 8, 2005
Do I detect a note of sense in those last few posts?
Do you realise what the penalty is for talking sense on this thread?
Are you trying to attract the attention of the nonsense inspectors?
Am I asking too many questions?
Do Aardvarks fly south for the winter?
If you were a duck-billed platypus and you had a name, what would it be?
Kevin?
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AlexoOo Posted Nov 8, 2005
I didnt say Aardvark, it was someone else!
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Hermi the Cat Posted Nov 10, 2005
I think it would be Bob.
And no bark please - it's hard on the teeth. Perhaps the pandas would like it instead?
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