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Tango Posted Dec 13, 2005
I'm doing quite well, thank you, and yourself?
And don't get me started on stormdrains...
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 13, 2005
You know about the stormdrains too? I thought I was the only one...
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Tango Posted Dec 13, 2005
Stormdrains are place by the Nameless One to hunt us down! We must destroy the stormdrains! To arms! To arms!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Dec 13, 2005
*grabs his arms* Now what?
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Bedwilldo Posted Dec 13, 2005
Who's arms do I grab?
The only reason I ask is that the last time I grabbed someones arms they belted me round the head
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Tango Posted Dec 13, 2005
Grab your own arms - it's easiest.
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Bedwilldo Posted Dec 13, 2005
There's no fun on that though
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AlexoOo Posted Dec 14, 2005
I found these arms at an autopsy. You can have them Bedmechanic.
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Bedwilldo Posted Dec 14, 2005
Oooh
Don't mind if I do
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AlexoOo Posted Dec 14, 2005
You are quite welcome to them. The hairy one with the nail varnish is quite worrying. And the one with the "I will come back and get you" tattoo is surely the stuff of nightmares. Glad someone took them off my hands.
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Bedwilldo Posted Dec 15, 2005
That's 
I can use them when I remonstrate with my pet WeRe-LeWt
That way it can attack and chew on them and my own arms can now start to heal
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AlexoOo Posted Dec 18, 2005
Can we have a vet to inspect the possibly rabid lewt? There should be an emergency number written down but I have lost it. And the number.
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 19, 2005
Is the emergency number tattooed on the back of one of those hands?
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Bedwilldo Posted Dec 19, 2005
I've tried that number and all I get is Tony Blair!!
And he talks more carp than we do on here
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AlexoOo Posted Dec 19, 2005
What's wrong with this picture?
You can say it's nonsense, I don't care.
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AlexoOo Posted Dec 21, 2005
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
If 'e comes round here
I've got my beer in the sideboard 'ere
Let muvva sort 'im out if 'e comes round 'ere
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 21, 2005
It makes perfest sense. IT will make perfect sense within 45 minuites. I will reform the education system, within 45 minuites. I will lower crime, within 45 minuites. I will fix the pension system, within 45 minuites.
*looks slightly shifty*
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Bedwilldo Posted Dec 21, 2005
All politicians should be put on The Symb-Socket Circuit!!
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AlexoOo Posted Dec 22, 2005
Tony Blair is an anagram of Tory In Lab. Coincidence? I don't think so.
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AlexoOo Posted Dec 24, 2005
A VERY messsy Chrimble if any one is reading this nosnese!
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- 8025: Bedwilldo (Dec 13, 2005)
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- 8028: AlexoOo (Dec 14, 2005)
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- 8036: AlexoOo (Dec 21, 2005)
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- 8039: AlexoOo (Dec 22, 2005)
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