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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 14, 2006
I am going to be a Jedi Nun with my purple lightsaber 
, blue dress, brown jedi trousers and green jedi cloak with hood.
I will spend my time leap several 100 metres in the air, leaping of skyscrapers, using the force to lift out two rotablade (chinook>
helicopter out of a muddy swamp and jedi mind tricks on passerby getting them to think that they have just seen the cast of Stargate Command comming out of Doctor Who's TARDIS. I will start using my light saber fighting off replicators and members of the Borg and the cybermen.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 14, 2006
When I am off line I am online but when I am on line I am off line. Or I do not know if I am coming or going.
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AlexoOo Posted Jan 15, 2006
That does sound very confusing! How do you sleep at night?
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Brendan Posted Jan 15, 2006
Clutching a modem, I imagine.
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AlexoOo Posted Jan 15, 2006
I'd rather sleep clutching a madam.
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 16, 2006
Hell, why do you think I haven't posted in a week?
*coughs*
This isn't a very good nunnery, it has men in it...
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 17, 2006
Get your Macros at Matland. Buy one amd get one free. Eat your Marcos with your fiche and micro chips. Or even tryp some spam fritters and peanut cookies.
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Bedwilldo Posted Jan 18, 2006
I thought you only got mats from Matland, made by Matters!!
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AlexoOo Posted Jan 18, 2006
Marshall Matters?
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 19, 2006
I'm the real flooring, yes I'm the real flooring, all the other floorings are just imitations, so won't the real flooring please stand up...?
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AlexoOo Posted Jan 20, 2006
*Stands up*
Sorry, I confess I am not flooring. Flawed, but not flooring.
*Sits down*
Guess who's back
Back again
Floorings back
Tell a friend
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 20, 2006
I can hear the TARDIS land with the Milleumn falcon just behind it.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 20, 2006
They have come to do some flooring with tiles from Matalan.
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AlexoOo Posted Jan 20, 2006
Or Even . . . . .
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And MoFos act like they forgot about Flooring
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 20, 2006
I went to IKea to do some Aikedo.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 20, 2006
... I made mashed potatoes!!! 
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Existential Elevator Posted Jan 20, 2006
I have to say, unless the potatoes grew out of the floor, I'm really not interested...
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AlexoOo Posted Jan 20, 2006
Well, mashed potatoes don't grow on trees, EE.
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AlexoOo Posted Jan 20, 2006
It would be a much more interesting world if they did, but they don't.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 21, 2006
Well... no, they grew out of the ground. But they were mashed from the beginning.
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- 8066: Existential Elevator (Jan 16, 2006)
- 8067: Reality Manipulator (Jan 17, 2006)
- 8068: Bedwilldo (Jan 18, 2006)
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