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Existential Elevator Posted Mar 4, 2004
Thankyou for your welcome Hermi. Best not to flit around my base; you may make a nice cat pancake.
As much as the East Pole sounds nice, I hear it's warmer at the South this time of year.
Anyone up for a poodle juggling contest?
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AlexoOo Posted Mar 5, 2004
I am pleased to invite kat err I mean Doctor Jackson the archaeologist, and 2legs the crack layabout to join me on an epic expedition to the East Pole.
Any other volunteers?
By the way, Existintual evaelator, the South Pole has already been discovered. If you join us on our quest, you will gain fame, money and dangly ear-rings. All at a fraction of the cost you pay for BUPA.
Alex
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Existential Elevator Posted Mar 5, 2004
All that AND dangly earrings.....? How can I refuse!
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Snailrind Posted Mar 5, 2004
I'll carry the sandwiches and the mushroom traps, if you like. All I ask in return is to be granted the kingdom of Devon and a loyal retinue of weasels.
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Khamsin Posted Mar 5, 2004
Can I bring the spoons as part of an experiment to see how long it takes for them to go rabid...
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AlexoOo Posted Mar 5, 2004
Snailrind, the kingdom of Devon is not mine to give away. As for the weasels, I'll need to recruit weasel trainers, weasel handlers, weasel taxi drivers, weasels, weasel-men and female weasels to occupy the male weasels in the ports. Oh yeah, and weasel chefs. But I'll see what I can do.
Doctor Jackson, bring as many spoons as you like, just keep them in a tightly sealed box. (With airholes obviously, we don't want them to suffocate)
EE, I would be honoured to have you on board.
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Hermi the Cat Posted Mar 8, 2004
Ooooh! Can I come? I could be be the official team cat. And, I can catch my own food so I only need a masseuse and a few servants. 
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AlexoOo Posted Mar 9, 2004
Snailrind, I have managed to recruit a retinue of weasels for you at great personal cost. But watch it, they have very strict union rules.
Hermi, I would be honoured to have you along.
I feel our intrepid team is nearly complete. Are there any other last minute volunteers. Someone who could read a map would be nice.
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Researcher 556780 Posted Mar 9, 2004
me, me, ME......MEEEEEEEEEEE, oh....
PICK me, me pick me...........MEEEEEEEEEE! 
*mad purple hairy cheese plants, are eating me cottage cheese*
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AlexoOo Posted Mar 10, 2004
Maniacal Vixen, you are quite clearly deranged, and therefore an ideal candidate to join us on our historic expedition. Can you read maps at all?
I have planned an official leaving for the East Pole at the plushest restaurant money can buy. I planned it. But I can't afford it. Anyone got some spare cash?
(Maybe we need some corporate sponsorship)
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AlexoOo Posted Mar 10, 2004
Captain Khamsin, please accept my apologies for mistaking you for your learned Jedi colleague. I would like to offer you the position of chief spoon scientist. The title is good but the pay is abysmal. I haven't even got a shoe string. Sponsored by shoestrings are us.
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Khamsin Posted Mar 10, 2004
Pay? what is pay? Scientists have pay?....
I will accept the position.... do you mind if I test other eating implaments or rapidness too?
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Researcher 556780 Posted Mar 10, 2004
maps, no, definately not, maps....hmmm....read them...no I think not...
I can hold it in front of me, and follow it...does that count?
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AlexoOo Posted Mar 11, 2004
Captain Khamsin, test what you like, as long as YOU know what you're doing. You lost me with Science-speak at the end of that question.
Maniacal Vixen, as long as you can follow maps you don't have to read them.
In the abscence of any further volunteers, the list of team members, and ETD will be released in a press release to the press, and printed by the press, to be read by people who read the press (although some press releases are televised which kind of defeats the object)soon.
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Khamsin Posted Mar 11, 2004
I will get one rapid spoon and put it in a box with other spoons forks knives and sporks
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(crazyhorse)impeach hypatia Posted Mar 11, 2004
my brothers parrot impersonates the microwave Post all your peculiar parrot stories here...
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