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U198166 Posted Feb 11, 2004
when i was drunk i marryed the invisbule skunk
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AlexoOo Posted Feb 12, 2004
Well, I hope you drew up a pre-nup.
Them invisibule skunks are right money grabbing fiends from what I have heard!
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Hermi the Cat Posted Feb 13, 2004
You have to be careful when asking invisible skunks to agree to prenups.
They tend to make a stink about them... 
(I couldn't resist. Sorry.)
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AlexoOo Posted Feb 15, 2004
yeah, and they are never to be seen when you want to dicuss the pre-nup.
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AlexoOo Posted Feb 17, 2004
Yup, but it's the price you pay fer puttin it about, skunk or no skunk!
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Brendan Posted Feb 17, 2004
Rather than taking a formal structure or offering case studies and statistics, the piece reads like an unstoppable emotional outburst, full of clichés like “enough is enough” and “something needs to be done”.
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AlexoOo Posted Feb 21, 2004
My perception of the piece differs . . .
I think the guy got ritually inebriated one night, and awoke with the smell of a rotting carcass in his room, which would explain the unsee-able smelly small stripey mammal matrimonial thing.
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AlexoOo Posted Feb 23, 2004
We must ban the import of all spoons form countries that cannot control this problem. I for one do not want to be head-butted by a malicious piece of cutlery.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Feb 23, 2004
Will Whitehall or the Foreign Office issue a statement on the banning of spoons from countries that cannot control the problem?
Kat
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AlexoOo Posted Feb 24, 2004
I am lobbying for quarantine of all imported cutlery for, err let me see now, 36 half months. During this time the cutlery will be cared for by trained cutlerers and subjected to intensive tests for rabies and/or head butting. After this time it will be polished, and sent on to it's rightful owner. Are you with me?
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Existential Elevator Posted Feb 26, 2004
*forms an orderly riot*
Freedom for spoons!
Make spoons, not war!
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Hermi the Cat Posted Mar 3, 2004
While not partial to spoons myself, I do agree that they are necessary. Perhaps they aren't so dangerous if you bite them first?
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Hermi the Cat Posted Mar 3, 2004
Welcome back EE. If you had feet I'd twine between them to let you know how happy I was to see you again. (Of course that activity also occasionally causes pretty spectacular near-falls...Very amusing.)
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AlexoOo Posted Mar 4, 2004
I currently in the recruitment stage of my plans to make an expedition to the East pole. Would anyone like to join my team of crack geographers, explorers, archeaologists and layabouts?
All responses must include a CV, record of achievement, or some excuse, or a letter from your mum.
Cheers
Alex
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Researcher 198131 Posted Mar 4, 2004
I hope you don't mind if I don't read the previous 6056 posts.
Good luck for the 10,000!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 4, 2004
Let us all join the Spoon Liberation Front - and organise lots of protest coffee mornings and boring committee meeting waving spoons in the air.
Kat
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 4, 2004
Alex I would love to join your team but I will be know as Doctor Daniel Jackson the Archealogist. I have several years working with the Stargate team and I have several references from Colonel Jack O'Neil, Major Sam Carter, Tilk, General Hammond, The To'kra and the Azhard (Thor's gang) and that man who looks like Q.
Doctor Daniel Jackson
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 4, 2004
I cld be a crack lay about?
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