h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

aka did you change this page or has someone else been here.
I came April 6 and found it saying NWO New world Order.
I loged in as h2g2links and changed it to read where did the links go?.

u dare to mess with the nWo? for your grave mistake, u will be punished. aka hasn't done anything, but the nWo will make u wish u had never come to h2g2.

nWo

Ahahahahaha, the nWo thinks 'u' is a valid pronoun.

I see they have reestablished their vandalism. All the better for the real PTB to see what they are up to.

U192209


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How strange... Have they changed the password?

I suppose it doesn't matter so much now that we can have external links in forum postings...

Because of the current situation, I hereby nominate nWo (Newbies With Odor) and h2g2Links (unfortunately) for premoderation. Probably all we can do right now.

Nah, leave 'em be, they can't do much harm, and haven't done very much yet. Who knows, might even be a bit of fun...

True. Without them, I couldn't make fun of their name:

Nude White Ostriches
Never Wipe Oil
Nine Weird Ovals
Nasty Weird Oxen
Nails With Oragami

anyone else want to mock this online terrorist group?

--SmartGamer

howabout Nitwits Without Ovation

Hmm...Seems they've redone the Noticeboard, too. U147915

the friendly h2g2 community. very nice of u to ridicule us and our name. it seems that the people of h2g2 aren't really as nice as they make out to be. joke about it all u like - it won't help u in any way. the nWo is on h2g2 now. whether u like it or not, all those who make fun of the nWo in any way whatsoever, will suffer the penalty of their actions. and yes, if u have made a joke about the nWo here, u will become a victim.

however, if u would like to join the nWo then u will avoid all punishment. to join the nWo simply replace what u have on your personal space with the nWo badge, then tell me what u have done on our personal space. once u join the nWo u must make it your aim to destroy those who do not follow us, and u must put nWo somewhere in your h2g2 nickname to represent us at all times.

join the nWo, or be destroyed. choose now, or be destroyed.

nWo

To put this in words of not more than two syllables...

Go away.

How about?

P**s off!

nWo? sounds more like TOL...

Terrorists OnLine.


NWO=

Nearsighted Wild Ogapi
Never Wipe Off
New Weird Odors

We're freindly to those who don't try to attack, Nine Whipped Ostriches. We don't think much of vandals however, and we do have our methods for handling them.

wherever you post, I will be there. Wherever you strike, I will be there, laughing at you.

That's what you can't stand, isn't it?

Whatever you do, I will point click and laugh. Whatever you do, I shall find mirth and spread it.

It's what you hate.

Whatever you do, I shall show the world how stupid you look. With every attack, you will look more idiotic in the community's eyes.

I will not step down.

Wherever you go on h2g2, I will be watching. When you pull something, the world shall know, watch, and laugh. You are easy to mock.

I shall not be balked.

All those here today, who read this message, we shall do the same. I speak for and represent the community.

As one, we will TAKE YOU DOWN.

Community! Hearken to my words! Wherever Naked White Owls attacks, we will clean up the mess, and we will not tell others to fear. We will tell them that nWo is Newbies With Odor, or something, and what they really are.

Come on, admit it, nWo.

Community, nWo is not a poison. It is not a disease. It's an overtestosteroned teenager or three trying to wreck a perfectly good online community that seems defenseless.

We can bite back.

And it will hurt.

We must hit them where it hurts. THEY WANT OUR FEAR. If we do not buckle, if we continue to point and laugh, they will accomplish nothing.

So here, at the wreckage of their first attack, we must stand strong.

And we must laugh at them.

nWo... Newbies Without Overintelligence...

we laugh at you forever.

United we laugh.



--SmartGamer

Now that was funny. we read what u said smartgamer and we all just laughed. i mean, u say ur gonna watch us and mock us and show the world what we do.

Thanks!

Just what we wanted. somebody to go around and tell the whole community about us. oh, and, make as many jokes about the name as u like fart-tamer cause in the end, the nWo can, and will, make your time on h2g2 hell, and there isn't anything u can do to stop us.

oh, and the nWo is trying to wreck a perfectly good community. This community has failed. This community is full off people like u who decide to pick on people like us. u could have offered kindness even after our bad actions. but what do u do? u mock is, pick on us, make fun of us. u propose to drive us away from h2g2, instead of trying to help us to be more friendly and to intigrate us into the h2g2 community. ur an ACE smartgamer. do u always pick on newbies?

we've heard from people that h2g2 can be a pretty good place, and that the people are friendly. where are all the friendly people? i haven't found one yet.

nWo

First impressions are everything. I give quite a bit of forgiveness, quite a bit of space.

I will not publicise you. I will only laugh where you have already been. But it's your vandalism I want to stop. I'd love to show you around the site, but you won't let me. You try to destroy whatever you can.

I have no intention of letting you.

You want to see fear? Too bad. You can't make my time on h2g2 unpleasant. I like the site too well, and if I have to, I'll pack up and move to a new ID.

If you look, I'm not torturing you. I'm picking up the pieces and helping everyone else. I'm gently teasing, and quietly asking you to shape up. If you don't do damage, I'll accept you just fine, and I'll stop making fun of you. But the absolute first thing you did made me lose all my respect for you.

I don't go around mocking newbies. I go around welcoming them. But you have done damage to the site. I can't welcome that.

Would YOU welcome a stray dog who wanders into your house and pees on your computer, books, and feet? You'd either cast him away or try to housebreak him. I'm doing both- either you leave, or you don't at your choice, but I'm not going to let you enjoy your vandalism. I'm not going to let you have any FUN at ruining what you can. Yes, I suppose I'm making your life on h2g2 miserable, but wouldn't you, if our positions are reversed? The community defends itself fiercely, and will attack when provoked.

Stop provoking it, and it quiets down and aplogises.

For now, I mock you. I call you names, so others will not be afraid. I mock your name, so you rethink what you're doing and see if it's actually accomplishing anything.

I don't hate you. If anything, I feel sorry for you, sorry that you haven't realized what's fun about h2g2. You're missing the point...

I also have a good guess who you are, I believe you're a recently repeatedly rebanned researcher who's bitter. But I won't name names yet.

--SmartGamer

Well, guys, we do tend to be friendly, but when you start off introducing yourself by telling us that you're going to poison and disease us all, y'know, it kinda gives the wrong impression, if you are capable of grasping that concept.

I'll apologise when the attacks stop. But another page has been vandalized, and three more threads spammed. No apologies yet, Newts With Otters.

I do welcome people. I do help. I show around those who I can, but you cannot be trusted. I'm not going to make your attempts at vandalism easier; it's my duty, not as an ACE but as a good h2g2netizen, to defend the community. You're meeting the friendly people. We're still trying to just explain- comprehend your actions, explain why it's a waste of time, get you to stop, and keep the community whole.

Realize that we have handled others before you. You're nothing new...

Well, you are the New Weird Ones, but other than your name, you're not new.

--SmartGamer

Hi nWo

It looks like you need a nice cup of .

There are a *lot* of very friendly people on h2g2. But as someone said earlier the comments on your Space are very hostile. That's not a good way to make friends. Maybe you could change your introduction to something more positive and welcoming?

I suspect that maybe you aren't really a newbie though... Otherwise why would you be trying to wreck the community? Can you explain it to me? For instance, you refer to your 'bad actions' in your reply to Smartgamer; what have you done? Maybe trying to 'wreck things' here now isn't the way to make things better for you?

Maybe it would be best if you go offline for a while; it's not good to post messages up when you're feeling angry or upset, it really doesn't help.

On h2g2 we try not to talk about people or to people who are posting up angry messages, it only makes things worse. So I'm going to make my point now by going all quiet, but if you want to post up a nicer, happier, friendlier message, then I'll certainly come back and reply to you.