h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... yes, although the fashionable way to have said that last bit would have been... "Oh well... maybe I've just been " -- it's not redundant that way you see...

Frankly though, I have trouble enough keeping up with all the new people -- I don't really have time for the stupid ones, so it'd be no hair off my back if we just straight jacked 'em all...

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No.... although that wouldn't be a bad idea
What I said was "straight jacked them all" -- drawing off an Americanism, "jack", as in "let's go jack dis fool", or "that er's gonna get jacked".
It basically means to jump on somebody, beat the out of them, and take all their money. I didn't quite mean it in the fully literal sense, you understand -- sorta metaphorical or something..

Possibly Maybe?

Oh, I don't know. What are you asking me for? I'm just another researcher.....

*starts singing his version of "In My Defence" from A607033, the h2g2 Queen Fan Club *

(You have to go there NOW to understand why I linked my version of that song with what I just said )

aka (",)

h2g2 means a lot to me, I do not appreciate the idea of someone trying to destroy it. Forcing yourself onto people who don't want you around is just a bit sad, I hope they have gone now.

*chuckle* Nice rewrite, aka
As to whether they're gone, it is seeming like it, as they haven't been saying much of late... but I dunno, I'm keeping my flamethrower handy just in case...

LOL - I have my rocket launcher by my side, too

Thanks by the way

If they haven't gone yet, they won't last long.. It's us against them!

*checks <./>info</.> page to see how many h2g2 researchers there are in total..*

There are in fact, 96783 users!

minus ONE leaves us with 96,782.

almost One Hundred thousand people against one. Doesn't say too much for them "here to destroy h2g2", now, does it? .. Such puniness...

Mmmm... your grammer skils is pathetic!

::sigh::

Oh, /COME ON/, nWo -- look at your last post -- do you see how foolish that makes you look? You can't accuse someone of having bad grammar and expect anyone to take you seriously when you spell it "grammer", and then continue with "skils", and then top it all off with "is", when in fact the proper grammar would have been "are".

Sheesh! Maybe you aren't new, but you're clearly only 10 years old -- 11 year olds know how to spell "skill".

Or was that a feeble attempt at being funny?

Nine Wild Ostriches, though -- at least that IS vaguely funny

somebody on h2g2 has decided to mock us by creating a special username. everyone else is happy that we're gone if we are. h2g2 really isn't a place of friendlyness, happiness and friendship, but is really a place of hatred, evilness and revenge.

nWo

No... that's what /you/ want to turn it into -- that's not what it IS. There's a big difference there, y'know.




To whoever had the excellent idea of duplicating the username (actually, I know who you are, but just to keep it on the low - down), I have three things to say:

u mock us. u make fun of us. u take revenge. u cheer those who make fun of us. u use the same tactics on us as we used on u. u truly have no morals or sense of forgiveness.

nWo

You haven't asked for forgiveness.

forgiveness should be given freely, and should not need to be asked for. isn't anybody on h2g2 a christian?

nWo

::sigh::

Well, no, actually, I'm not a Christian, but that's beside the point. The point is, your Personal Space still says you've come her to poison, destroy, and be a buttmunch. If you had changed your Space, and shown a genuine interst in becoming part of the community, I would forgive you in a second, although I would never trust you.
But no, you continue with your unfriendly ways. I do not forgive someone of trying to poison me until they've STOPPED, you stupid

we continue our unfriendly ways???? i suppose doing nothing is considered unfriendly to u then.

nWo

*jumps in*

How about you say your sorry.

We say we're sorry.

We shake on it.

And WE MOVE ON!!!

Please?

sorry

Thank You.

Thog?