h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We have a site out here called 'Bid-or-buy' or similar. They sell allsorts of stuff, from holiday timeshare to cosmetic surgery! An American woman bought a boob-job for $4 000 - about a fifth of the cost in the States and she got a week's recuperation in a game park thrown in for nutting! (That caused a twitter in the medical professional ethics circles - the auction, not the game park) That's actually quite a popular thing out here - tourists fly in for a three week holiday and go home with DD cups or their skin so tight it'll split if they smile!

My son Steven plays in a Senior String Quartet at school and they were roped in to play 'arrival backround music' at the Matric Dance (that's the ball for the graduating final year class - 'Prom' in US?). I arrived early to collect him and was treated to scores of teenagers arriving at the dance in 7degC weather in silly little strappy dresses and little else - twin thermometers MUCH in evidence! (Dirty Old Man!) One young girl arrived in a gold lamé hotpants and boob-tube outfit with a diaphanous black drape over the top.

I suppose it's unlikely you'd heard them referred to as thermometers before, coz I made it up as I went along.



There are some of us gents, that the cold has little effect on....



I was chatting with a chap that had a BMW RT1100 the other day. he was looking very smug about it - only had the thing a week. Said when he popped round the guys house to have a look, it was on one of those hydraulic work benches, that raise out of the floor of the garage. Even the centre stand was polished!!



Bassman

I've been calling them 'thermometers' since the Sixties when the soft look bra first made its appearance! Where else does the expression 'nippy' come from then?

I remember they were called 'Born Free' bras and if your date wore one it was a sure sign that Second Base was under serious consideration! Oh the memories!!

We have a member in the club with an R1100R (75th Anniversary edition) who is a real pain - he washes his bike EVERY MORNING when we are on a tour! Come sparrowf*rt and he's out with a bucket and soapy water removing yesterdays' dust and insect splatmarks. Hells teeth man! I wash Candy at the end of the trip if she's lucky (unless there's another trip within the next month or so)

You'd love the 'lasses' in the NE of England then as even during the winter months they drunkenly TEETer on high heels through the streets in nowt but 'strappy' tops and skimpy dresses! Mind you, sometimes it's not a pretty sight!

Too late for the E-Bay thingee as our bank account is now less £50 as John last night successfully bid for a set of ZX10 head, barrels and pistons. He's off to collect them from Scarborough tomorrow...

WR

When you say memories - I would have said Mameries



Bassman

Gwennie, I remember a time when winter wear was tight ribbed sweaters that showed off the twins to perfection without looking stupid - that I liked!

Bassman, that could be true!
*thinks of song* 'Thanks for the mammaries...'

I hate to boast but a bandmember e-mailed me a web-site that carried a test 'real or silicone?' on the subject. You had to adjudicate if the twenty pairs of twins on display were real or 'augmented'.
How did I shape?



Well, I only got twenty out of the twenty RIGHT!

I cocked up (if you'll pardon the phrase) on one pair of "Falsies", but I must defend myself in as much as, I thought they were too small and frankly uninspiring to be false. Let's face it, if you're going to get a boob job, the results need to be impressive, else what was the point?



Bassman

Or on second thoughts....

Should that be POINTS?



Bassman

Um, I think Loni Anderson had her
breasts reduced because she wanted
to be respected for her acting rather
than her physical endowments.

As it turned out, her real-life misadven-
tures as Burt Reynold's lover, wife, and
ex-wife have overshadowed most of the
acting jobs she's had.

I've always had modest needs in this department - more than a handful is a waste! I enjoy the natural sway of unsupported twins and I L-O-V-E the appearance of 'thermometers' - the longer the better.

I enjoy looking at the menus, but I'm very happy with the meal I have waiting at home...

I always said - any more than two handfuls and a mouthful simultaneously can be dealt with a little later....



Bassman

How do you know when you're in love?
She says: 'Yer in, luv!'

Did you hear the one about the Bass player who locked his keys in the car....








It took him an hour to get the drummer out!!



Bassman

Hey I just noticed you were an August baby too! Only 14 days apart!

I'll try to remember to send you a card on the 34th then



Bassman

You're lucky there are 35 days in August, then.

Happy Birthday yesterday!!

I would have posted at the correct time, but I was rushed off my feet yesterday, the building air con had broken down and all the machines were falling over through heat exhaustion!

At least at the end of the day nothing got fried, even though we did loose a lot of training



Bassman

Happy (BURP)day to you, happy (BURP)day to you...

Mine was on the 6th and yours was on the 20th Aug? Hope you had a good one too!
My Laptop LCD screen is sexually experienced and I can only talk to it with an external screen. As the external screen is at work, and I've been away from office for days, I'm incommunicado. I'll let you know how it goes...




WR

Sorry.... I thought your Burpday was on the 34th!!




Bassman