h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh dear, Amy. Just arrived home from the Meet. Asked if you were there dangling on the other end of a phone line: informed not and I feel rotten for not having volunteered to ring you. And failed again to see your paper self. And didn't bump into Suz if she was there. What a waste.

That's OK dear

Suz and Hammy just went to the park, not the pub--bit of a shock when I saw them online rather early!

That's something, I suppose. Check your mail later.

I did.. Check yours...

Oh, no, we can't have *that*, now can we?

Hi dear! Been quite awhile since we talked onsite

...and quite a while since you talked about how it was a while since we talked onsite. How remiss of me. Your caption reminds me, I forgot to enter the bikini competition. Just as well I suppose: I have simply nothing to wear.

But that's what MaW is wearing

You could always go vote for someone...

And speaking of silly, take a gander here-- F63252?thread=211198

How've you been?

Good job I didn't enter then; that would have been embarrassing. I'm sure MaW looks better in it than I do anyway. Had quick squiz at thread: only confirms that this place is riddled with strange cults. Hope you hung on till the end.

How have I been? I've come down with something nasty today: a job. God how I need the money but it strikes at the very core of my soul actually to be working. How are you?

I've just been accused of being *shudder* cute... (at the end of that thread--I'm still hanging on) I think I scared Great Uncle Ineff, though (OK, so that likely just went over your head--I'll explain, if you like)

A job? Where?

Cute. That's difficult to live down unless it's presented to you sarcastically in wise guy mobster style.

The job is just a spot of temping. Interestingly it's for the National Blood Service. Uninterestingly it's for the office which looks after building maintenance. Out out damn spot of temping.

Just stumbled on the very thread. I think he *did* mean it in a wise guy mobster kind of way. Think Bogie (always good advice).

Funny, you don't look like Lady MacBeth...

So no explanation? Granted, my explanations confuse things further...

I know--I'm just having fun with him--it's great to have a friend that's happy, for a change! He just joined Thursday, so it's been fun watching him wander around

True, I don't quite have the handwashing obsessive compulsion, but I do have the frocks.

Must away now, been a pleasure as ever (haven't had a chat in here for ages).

s xx

OK, talk to you later

How goes it? Been ages...

Oh, and have you seen this? A828821

A824465

Phew, that's all right, then; thought the other one a bit short notice and may not be able to make it. I'd hate not to be able to embarrass myself publicly again.