h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Proxy error ... hence the duplicate post.

Naughty, naughty proxy!



There, is that better?

Well ... it didn't last too long.

::munches ::

uuuh. I've got the flu. And I've been rejected twice this week. Once by Strange Horizons and once by Ideomancer.

here's a loooong list of magazine links. if you hit the authors name you can read their home page. if you hit the magazine name you can check out the magazines.
you might be able to send a story to one of them.

http://www.yellowbat.com/links.html


also, this looks like a good group.

http://www.sf-f.org/index.php

and here's a really good place to go for magazine markets.

http://www.spicygreeniguana.com/index.asp

it also has webzine and anthology listings.

gotta get more antibiotics this week. :P I hate having the flu.

hugs to every one, and lots of love. will try to be online more when I get to feeling better. Does anyone want to read any of my fantasy stories? I can post them here or e mail them to y'all. I've got a new one about Snake goddess who gets summoned to kill a monster that is burning up crops. It's a comedy, and tongue in cheek.

Glad to see y'all.

will run the fan clubs when My head stops spinning. . This flu has me brain fried.

Poor eR! ::stews up a batch of soup::

OOoooOOOoomooaaaannnnn....rattle rattle CRASHooOOOOoooooo

Eep!

*hides*

*cowers behind Shroom*

*looks behind her and notices a dog with its hackles raised*

*gives it a scratch behind its ear*

Have you gotten over your flu, Ms. Rambling?
Would some chicken soup help?
Would it help if the chicken did a song and dance?

Would it help if I stopped asking so many
questions?

Would ya believe it? I still got the &^$*^#^ bflu.
It's fading, though, and I would love to see a chicken do a song and dance.

*dangles a raw chicken from marionette wires*

*shuffle*

*cluck*

*shuffle shuffle*

*cluck*

*shuffle shuffle*

*cluck*

*twirls*

*bokaw*

*lays egg*



*shuffle*

ExR

If you can be cheered up by a raw chicken try a headless one -> http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/story.htm

Puts me in mind of a headless drinker I sometimes see in one of my "locals"
He stands in a corner, talks to no-one, and never gets a round in.

He`s a bit hazy, sort of a blurred outline, and it seems like I only see him when I`ve had a few.

But he`s there, believe me..

*Clapclapclap*

Q. Should I write a letter to my congressman?

A. Each congressman has got two ends:
a sitting and a thinking end,
and since his whole success depends
upon his seat, why bother, friend?

Paul, Paul, Paul ...

Feeling better yet, eR?

Definately, reading all of this!!

Well, that's better than making you sicker
with our posts. I hope we can help
Pandora get better, too.

Mom sends hi and her love.