h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, so it's THAT kind of pie.

But only a tiny slice. And no coffee or tea with it.
And I want a piece too! A big one!

Yes, that's right. You guessed it. It's pecan pie.

This is slowly turning into 'cake or death', I see. Well, I'll have the chicken.

Wouldn't you rather have this nice, fresh pengin?

Mwahaha...So it begins...

Penguin? That explains your world domination scheme!

Does it? Does it really? Or maybe it's just a clever ploy to distract you from my real plan.

Mwahahahaha...

I'm not good at menacing laughs, but I tell you this, Fred, I have the tooth fairy in my pocket. Think about it. Scary, huh!

Ooh. Tooth Fairy, Fred. Tooth Fairy! Whatcha gonna do about that? Huh, Fred?

You better behave, Fred, or I'll let her loose!

You don't want that Fred. She sounds angry. Can't you hear her buzzing around?

Think about it Fred - she doesn't like word dominator wannabees who doesn't understand the consept on non-existing penguins, you see. You want your milk teeth back, is that it?

Yeah, she doesn't like world dominator wannabees, either.

That's not quite true, Arthbard. She likes *you* a lot.
Ok, Fred! You want her to come and take back the pennies? Is that it?

She'll do it, Fred. She lost a bit at the track. She wants those pennies.

'Lost a bit at the track??' Have you gone nuts?!

What? She lost at the track. She needs money. What's the problem?

The tooth fairy wouldn't dream of putting her foot on any track! What are you talking about!

She didn't have to put her foot on it. She has wings, remember?

Don't be silly. She doesn't want the pennies for anything like that! Have you lost faith in yourself? She's doing it for you, don't you see? Are you going to let Fred keep the pennies *and* the world?