h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Chicken eggs, eh? Hmm...I don't think that would work very well. They tried to do something with that in Carnosaur, but all they ended up with was a really stupid movie.

Good point, but penguins lay eggs to, you will have to be very carefull.

Yes, but see the eggs aren't really central to the plan. The penguins are the important part. The eggs are just scenery.

I'll have Arthbard bann all maths, Fred. Where will you be then, Fred? I know you are in denial about your obsession, so think carefully now - where will you be without you pi ouch! and such? Uh-uh, looks to me the match is already settled. Uzbekistan is yours.

Good idea. I'll bet his plan relies heavily on circles and arcs and stuff. He'll never be able to make it work without pi.

Ahh, well then you shouldn't have a problem then. Problem with penguins is that they will betray you in a second just for fish.

Do you have any minions yet?

Feel free to ban maths in general, but leave Pi alone, I need that!

I am definatly not obsessed with pi and I'm not in denial. I can quit pi any time I want.

Well, our penguins don't run on fish, Fred. That problem is already solved.

And what do you need pi for in Uzbekistan anyway?

I think I'll leave a little slice of pi. It'll be a slice way out towards the end that isn't really good for anything, though.

I only really need the bits towards the end of Pi, I'm sure I'll get by without that irratating 3.14159 bit.
Why does pi make your Leeneh?

Well...I'll leave the pieces in the front, instead...No, wait...You're trying to trick me, aren't you. I'll leave the part in the middle. Or maybe you want the part in the middle? Forget it. No more pi. It's gone. Poof. Bye bye.

I needed that!

Have you considered the ramifications of this Arthbard? How will people calculate the area of circles?

I'll just make so that no one ever has to compute the area of a circle, except for you, but you'll be unable to do so as I've already gotten rid of pi.

Mwahahahaha...

There are pleantly of other numbers like pi, that just go on forever. I'll just use one of them instead!

Well, you know that number e? I'm getting rid of it, too. And 2/3? Gone.

If you carry on getting rid of numbers, mathmaticians will rise up against you, under my leadership! Then I will take the world from you and reinstate pi.

Did h2g2 just go down or something?

Yes, it did. It was a tiny taste of what I'm capable of. Next time you try and confuse Arthbard with pi I won't go easy on you!

Hm, I think I will have to spell that ** hereafter.

You just got rid of h2g2?! That is truly evil.

Yes, and just think what will happen if you persist with this pi talk.