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But I'm the world dominator!

Post 541

Peaceful Dragon (napping)

What haven't we tried yet? Polar bears? Palm trees? Q-Tips? Can that be of any use, maybe?


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Post 542

Arthbard

Okay. I'll put a polar bear in his backyard, drop a palm tree on his house, and clog his toilet up with Q-tips.


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Post 543

Peaceful Dragon (napping)

smiley - erm

Maybe we should go home and sleep on it...


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Post 544

Arthbard

Sleep on what? The Q-tips? I admit, they would probably make a soft bed, but I don't think that would help our cause much.


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Post 545

Peaceful Dragon (napping)

smiley - erm Teddy bears? Tickles? Some good old fashioned thrashing?


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Post 546

Arthbard

Wait...You want to sleep on a thrashing, now?


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Post 547

Peaceful Dragon (napping)

smiley - erm I think you are overwrought...


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Post 548

Arthbard

Should we go back to the Q-tips, then?


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Post 549

Peaceful Dragon (napping)

Ok. But lets get some virtual ones and clog up his phone lines instead. Or sleep on them, whichever you prefer.


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Post 550

Arthbard

Yes. We can clog up his phone line with virtual Q-tips. That sounds very good.


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Post 551

Peaceful Dragon (napping)

No, it doesn't.


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Post 552

Arthbard

Oh...Well...What does sound good, then?


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Post 553

Fred Smith

The Lies! I am most definatly not sober smiley - stiffdrink
smiley - stiffdrink


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Post 554

Peaceful Dragon (napping)

smiley - erm See, Arthbard? That's the problem. Seems like we have tried everything. And Fred STILL manages to get his drink!


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Post 555

Arthbard

I've got a better idea. We let him have his drink...But we get the smurfs to pee in it.


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Post 556

Fred Smith

If the smurfs peed in my smiley - stiffdrinks then they could have any themselves.


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Post 557

Arthbard

Ah, but what if they only peed in one of your smiley - stiffdrinks...And you didn't know which one?


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Post 558

Peaceful Dragon (napping)

You can't use your eyes and nose either, Fred. Smurfs are heavy drinkers, and their pee looks like booze and smells like booze, but of course isn't.


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Post 559

Arthbard

I've just received word that Papa smurf is approaching alcoholic urinal.


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Post 560

Peaceful Dragon (napping)

And seven little smurfs are waiting eagerly to switch the glasses around at an incredible speed.


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