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But I'm the world dominator!
Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 1, 2002
What haven't we tried yet? Polar bears? Palm trees? Q-Tips? Can that be of any use, maybe?
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Arthbard Posted Mar 1, 2002
Okay. I'll put a polar bear in his backyard, drop a palm tree on his house, and clog his toilet up with Q-tips.
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Arthbard Posted Mar 1, 2002
Sleep on what? The Q-tips? I admit, they would probably make a soft bed, but I don't think that would help our cause much.
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Arthbard Posted Mar 1, 2002
Wait...You want to sleep on a thrashing, now?
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 1, 2002
Ok. But lets get some virtual ones and clog up his phone lines instead. Or sleep on them, whichever you prefer.
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Arthbard Posted Mar 1, 2002
Yes. We can clog up his phone line with virtual Q-tips. That sounds very good.
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 1, 2002
See, Arthbard? That's the problem. Seems like we have tried everything. And Fred STILL manages to get his drink!
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Arthbard Posted Mar 1, 2002
I've got a better idea. We let him have his drink...But we get the smurfs to pee in it.
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 1, 2002
You can't use your eyes and nose either, Fred. Smurfs are heavy drinkers, and their pee looks like booze and smells like booze, but of course isn't.
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Arthbard Posted Mar 1, 2002
I've just received word that Papa smurf is approaching alcoholic urinal.
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 1, 2002
And seven little smurfs are waiting eagerly to switch the glasses around at an incredible speed.
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