h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So high Barbara Streisand will have them for breakfast! So high there's a possibility Ricky and his fans are there! That's even worse than what we gave Fred!

Yeah, they'll *wish* we had drowned them in .

Yeah, and they'll have to have to listen to my Ode to the Dominator on autoreverse for the rest of eternity! Huh, that's what they deserve! Might teach them a lesson.

Wait...Is that because the Ode is bad or because it will remind them that I'm the dominator?

Well, I figured it could work as a suitable punishment since they didn't seem to like it much the first time...

No! I know! They liked it - well, of course they did! - and they stole it to give it to some other WD wannabe!

What if their working for Fred? They might try to give him our wonderful ode!

Oh, no! I was kind of proud of that part with the ramalama ding dong! Not that I didn't steal it myself, but... Oh, no!

They took your stolen ramalama ding dong!

It's not as bad as it seems, Arthbard - I happen to have a copy of the whole thing right here.

Nooo, don't cry...

Yeah...Okay...Good...They can't mooderate that...

No, I won't give them the chance by taking it out of my pocket. Cheer up, Arthbard. Shall I read it to you again?

I don't know...They might try to steal it...

Ah. Well, maybe I could exchange all the words for uhm... bunnies or something, so they don't recognize it?

Skipping bunny!
So fluffy and clever!
Skip skip skip!
Then had himself a carrot!
Fluffy!

I know it's not quite the same, but...

Maybe, they'll steal this version and sing cute little bunny songs about Fred.

Yeah the moderators work for me. Well I get help from them and in exchange they get to live. I wish I could create proxy errors and cause the h2g2 servers to stop working like Leeleh though.

I didn't get it quite right the first time, let me try again.







Now, moderate "that"! Full of naughty words in Latin it is!

(Actually, it's full of insults making Fred look very bad, but they won't notice that for all the bunnies)

Let's see who's laughing when the moderators start singing







about Fred!

He was just here, and didn't he accidentally reveal that he's jealous of my ability to make proxy errors!

They won't be able to steal the original Ode if I put up one of those each time we sing it! Your power will just grow and grow, Arthbard!

Oh, very good. That should keep them away from our ode.

Unfortunately I don't see a thing myself when I make those proxy errors. I'll have to learn the thing by heart.