h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How can we be lost? We're in Basildon, right?
Pod knows the place like the back of his hand.
Besides, I photocopied Amy before I erased her.

Well, considering that Pod's club is filled with the essence of mufflewhumps, since it has a doorway to The Source, maybe if we wanted it to come here for us enough, it'd come? After all, someone's got to mind the cabinet...

* feels a little reassured *

* shows POD a picture of the back of his hand *

POD what is this?

hehehehehe
i am a little lost but nevermind (by nirvana)

I just voted for Pod in the "Who wants to be Santa?"
competition. I expect that this will not go unnoticed
when I wake up on Crimble morning and check to
see if my Crimble stocking has been filled while
I was sleeping.

Okay, I don't expect to find real estate in it
('s sleigh doesn't hold New Jersey or even
Monaco), but what good is if he can't
even bring a sunny day once in a while?

(And let the record show that I did not ask for
the moon and stars this time. )

Where is that comppetiton at?

()

It is on a pirate ship, Tacsatduck, "Wind Force Twelve Avast the Beam", usually in the five most busy conversations list thingy.. I would put a link here but I don't know how to... I can recommend the Lighthouse bar too.. have you been there?

Thanks for the vote, Paul- I've come back to you on that one..

Roo- we're all lost now...

Lighthouse... what on earth is that horrible pinky smudgy hairy thing you are showing me?

Amy... I think your right... the mufflewhumps are key..

Never Mind POD, if ever we find ourselves we could go to the Lighthouse bar for a drink (There is a link on my space )


* wonders if mufflewhumps will turn into keys which know the way to the doors they open *

ooooooooookkkkkkkkkk-aaaaaaaayyyyy then

*Mufflewhump turns into key that opens a door to a vast cathederal made of and filled with flowing rivers of and fountains. Inside there are frolicing hedgehogs, dancing peacefully with the former staff of Pizza Hut, now liberated from their former j*bs and free to express themselves however they choose.*

Oooohh, who have thought, eh?

yay! *gets started on the and *

*tries changing the Mufflewhump he has been caring around for a bit into something....fails...checks batteries...no batteries hmmmm tries again...nothing hmmmm relizes he was actualy trying to change his left hand and it wasn't a Mufflewhump all along whoops *my bad

()

My mufflewhup is better than yours

Now now, OUZ, all mufflewhumps are equal here..

Well...

Okay...

But mines purple !!

Purple eh?
Well, mines got wheels!

Brrrmmm brrrrrmmmmmm brrrrrrrmmm

Well..mine has a pouch in the back to store inflight reading material

Ah, well mine is a plane!

MMMMMMMnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....

well mines a patrick so !

I WIN!!!!!!

POD, WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE, SCOUT OUT THE LAY OF THE LAND! MAYBE YOU CAN FIND OUT WHERE WE ARE!

Think he heard me?