h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Miscellanious.

you mustnt be so hard on yourself. we can quite easi;ly do it for you

So how's everyone? Everyone fine? Any chance of a conversation that makes sense?

Good! Yes! No!

Shhh. We're rehearsing here!

OK guys one more time ..no guitars ..no singing ..no voices ..no music at all ..not even a whisper or a moan ..total Nothingness!
Y'almost had it there for a day or two, so c'mon, waddya don't say, let's not try again, shant we.
Here we go:
Ommmmmmmmm..m....m.....m.......m.........m........

mmm...i dig

*doesn't post*

And now for a shameless plug of another fine group, new on the h2g2 scene:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A628292

GIRT BIG HEIFER has arrived.




Technical Heifer

ooh... we can have battle of the bands

wayhey!

I'm not sure we DO battles... why can't we all just get along ... I don't think our interests collide, surely, what with you being a non-band and that... um.... eloquent today, ain't I?

OK, um, we'll see

-Munch the Technical Heifer

We shall move against your band with great speed and force, and you shall feel as if God had turned his face from your fields which will grow black with the visible stench of evil.

And those of you who have no fields shall experience more lightbulbs burning out and slightly higher quarterly telephone bills.

Yae, and there shall be a great missplacing of important small items, etc. and, God willing, etc.

-- David, non-denominational prophet of non-specific, fairly general doom

It'd be no contest anyway. We'd deafen them with our silence.

Like everything else in this forum it's a non-issue.

You've got a point there. Be careful where you point it!

Ouch damn! Okay that does it, NO MORE points allowed!

Sorry. I guess I won't go on to point out that it will also be a non-event.

like our gigs? yes.

like our gigs? yes.

*holding hand over one blinded eye*
Well not to put too fine a point on it but we got them GBH folks whipped before we start. No way can they come up to our standards for zerobility, no matter how hard they don't try. I mean there might be some rehearsal time left for them to try and get an act together, but what are they gonna do... I mean we got the market cornered.
Like, I mean, no way, eh! We're gonna win this one hands down. With our hands in our pockets. Without lifting a finger. Without breaking into a sweat. We are chillin!
*tries to see with both eyes - flinches, covers one eye again*
Who are these guys anyways. "Girt Big Heifer" sounds like they're into Big Macs and milkshakes. Do they actually normally play and sing and dance and all that lark? How un!

I stand by my earlier statement- I don't think our interests are mutually exclusive with a non-band like yourselves. Surely we can just get along?? I wish you wouldn't curse us though, have you no pity? We're based in CORNWALL!!

And BTW (or FYI,) I certainly am a fan of Big Macs, but ONLY the see-through curvy plastic kind.

Hmm, OK then. Off to get the other members to get their H2G2 memberships sorted out... yoink!

Munch- the Technical Heifer