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100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 30, 2018
25. Before riding a polar bear make sure the saddle is strapped on tight
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 31, 2018
26. Avoid the bi-polar bears altogether.
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Rev Nick - dead man walking (mostly) Posted Dec 31, 2018
Staying with the critters - thanks to MsMonsy (the original h2g2 Agony Aunt)
27. Do NOT seriously annoy a 20-pound kitty.
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Deek Posted Dec 31, 2018
28. Read the instructions first.
Deek. 
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 31, 2018
29 Living in a town or a city (urban area with noisy traffic)
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 31, 2018
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100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Rev Nick - dead man walking (mostly) Posted Dec 31, 2018
Most apt for the date:
30. Do not starve yourself of sleep - nor celebrate the arrival of a New Year - - - and then attempt to drive a motor vehicle.
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 31, 2018
[That's one of the best I've seen]
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 1, 2019
32. Avoid Shopping malls and supermarkets as they are very stressful places
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 1, 2019
If you avoid grocery stores, might you starve to death?
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 2, 2019
Just shop at the quaint village stores or shop online
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 2, 2019
Let's agree to disagree. Online grocery shopping assumes orders of at least $50.00 apiece, while I prefer to shop daily and buy a little at a time. I have no quaint village shops handy. If there were any, chances are the food would cost a lot more. High prices can be stressful. 
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 2, 2019
Just be careful when you cross the street to get to the health food shop, paulh. You could be run over by the 50 ton truck delivering health food to said shop! 
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Rev Nick - dead man walking (mostly) Posted Jan 2, 2019
Back-stepping to cover a missed item:
31. Live in a comfy smaller town that has all your basic needs. As well as some multi-generation businesses such as butcher shop, custom jeweler and tailor.
33. Cook fresh foods as often as possible. Real meats, fresh vegetables, fruits. The simple basics.
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 3, 2019
Are those really to be avoided, Nick? 
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 3, 2019
31 Live in a small town where there are no food shops at all, and no farm stands where you can buy produce.
32. Eat the stalest food you can find.
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Rev Nick - dead man walking (mostly) Posted Jan 3, 2019
My error for flipping the coin. But now you have 2 x #32 . . .
Personally, I think a big part of the diet problems in large cities is that people feel time-pressured and there are so many easy food choices. Choices that are usually the least good for a person.
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 3, 2019
Okay, we'll change that to
33. Eat the stalest food you can find
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Reality Manipulator Posted Jan 3, 2019
34 Filing and sorting out documents
100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Jan 3, 2019
Yep, those papercuts can be deadly!
(Yes, I know it's stress/dust related, but still...)
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100 things to avoid if you want to live to be 100
- 21: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 30, 2018)
- 22: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 31, 2018)
- 23: Rev Nick - dead man walking (mostly) (Dec 31, 2018)
- 24: Deek (Dec 31, 2018)
- 25: Reality Manipulator (Dec 31, 2018)
- 26: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 31, 2018)
- 27: Rev Nick - dead man walking (mostly) (Dec 31, 2018)
- 28: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 31, 2018)
- 29: Reality Manipulator (Jan 1, 2019)
- 30: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jan 1, 2019)
- 31: Reality Manipulator (Jan 2, 2019)
- 32: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jan 2, 2019)
- 33: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jan 2, 2019)
- 34: Rev Nick - dead man walking (mostly) (Jan 2, 2019)
- 35: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jan 3, 2019)
- 36: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jan 3, 2019)
- 37: Rev Nick - dead man walking (mostly) (Jan 3, 2019)
- 38: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jan 3, 2019)
- 39: Reality Manipulator (Jan 3, 2019)
- 40: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Jan 3, 2019)
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