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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 8, 2001
Hmmm. I wonder which things I will need
to throw to the 
so my
ship will be fast enough to catch up with
Christmas.
< form a conga line, then do
amusing tricks in hopes of goodies that Paul
will be throwing overboard>
Hey, guys, which of you wants to come up with
a ten-dollar gift for Mary Beth? I don't know
what she likes; she just shelves books where I work,
and I picked her name out of a hat at random.
If I give her chocolates, she'll turn out
to be allergic to chocolate.
DAPPER THE SHARK: Give us Mary Beth herself, and
we promise you won't need to worry about a gift
for her any more.
PAUL: 
Yes, but I'll need to worry about
placating her parents when they find out she
became fast food in a >shark> feeding frenzy!
DAPPER: Don't insult us s, Paul.
Frenzy is passe in the world nowadays.
We prefer to savor our food. Would
you like some Hollandaise sauce on your sea cucumbers,
Al?
AL THE SHARK: Yes, but only if the ingredients
really came from Holland.
DAPPER: Yes, they came off a Dutch liner that sank
yesterday. So, you see, we are a discriminating
lot!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 10, 2001
Cute!!! 
Pauly
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 10, 2001
passes the s some grey pupon.
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Dec 10, 2001
BTW 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 10, 2001
A hamburger sounds so good right now... at 8 am... 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 10, 2001
A 
would go great with baked beans...
(Okay, so it's not a typical breakfast.
Well, we aren't typical researchers. )
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 10, 2001
Tra la la la la... very true!!!
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Dec 10, 2001
Post 333
Hey Paul if someone just happens to give ya a car or something big like a tv...let me know before you throw it away
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 10, 2001
I'll be glad to, tacsatduck.
You're welcome to any sheep that Santa
puts in my stocking, too. 
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Dec 10, 2001
If 
puts 
in your then I would be very if I were you paul
()
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 10, 2001
If knows what's good for him, the only
kind of he'll put in my stocking will
be chocolate . Any real will,
of course, be sent via UPS to,you. The only
dilemma is whether to wrap the in
red ribbons or green ones...
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Dec 10, 2001
ummm green ones I guess if thats the only choice I get to make in the matter....
()
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 10, 2001
OOO... I'm jealous, I am...!!! 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 10, 2001
I hate disappointing my friends.
Dragonfly seems to want the more than
Tacsatduck does, so in the unlikely event that really does bring , I will let
D have them/it.
You can still have the green ribbons, Tacsatduck.
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Dec 10, 2001
that works a lot better for me
()
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 10, 2001
YAY!!! I am going to buy little bells to put around their cute fleecy necks!!! YAY!!!
I want to cry I'm sooo happy!!!
The Shea & TJ Fan Club
Ottox Posted Dec 11, 2001
*rolls eyes*
You've got 
? I would like one! I've only had 
s for days!
(Ottox, on a mission to change the subject line of every fan club conversation he's involved in today to 'The Shea & TJ Fan Club'! )
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Dec 11, 2001
*narowly misses ottoxes eyes*
Bells and and hmmmmm crazy
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tacsatduck- beware the <sheep> lie Posted Dec 11, 2001
*narowly misses ottoxes eyes*
Bells and and hmmmmm crazy
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