h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Paul

* giggles *

Will he still wear that great red suit Paul? Do you think it will be a give away?

Ottox!

Paul

::: hops on a horse :::

Giddyup!!!

Now you're getting in the spirit
of things, Shea!

Santa is Santa (except when he's some guy
in a Santa suit). Yes, the suit has to be
red. I'd put on the Santa suit and stand
on the carousel, but then I wouldn't be able
to greet visitors and make sure they're
safely getting on and off the carousel.

I'm giving my sister-in-law a musical carousel
ornament to hang on her tree. There used to
be a real carousel in the park across the river
from where I live. Sadly, it had to close for
lack of business. There are tennis courts there
now, and an Irish alehouse.

OH I love carousels!!!

Paul

ho ho ho

Hello all....Yet another holiday come and gone


()

The period between Thanksgiving and Christmas
is like a carousel that keeps speeding up.
The horses keep going faster and faster, until....
the bills come in . A lot of people go
into hiding around New Year's, and it's probably
because they have no money to spend on anything.
Cat food, anyone?

Does any of you want to tell your wishes already?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U12

All I want for Christmas is new plumbing
for my shower stall. Also, new shower walls.

Sounds nice. I asked Santa for RINGO last year...

And did Santa bring Ringo?

No, but he brought something better, and it only took him til late July to bring it!!!

I *said* Giddyup!!!

the horse is on a .
for the man. Ah liked mah western. (especially the cheering vultures).

As a general rule, vultures don't cheer 'til ya gives
'em somefin to cheer about.

(Okay, my accent was all over the map there, sorry.)

When I revisit Gritty Gulch, the cows and
will take over (like they haven't already ), and the
princess will claim jurisdiction. She'll make cowboys
wear tuxedos as work clothes.....(Oh, what a fiendish
plot, mwa ha ha! )

cattle and on the same range!! you FOOL, Paul, you'll start a range war!!
Lots of good stuff there, though. The Princess will have to hire guns and the vultures could hire on. Introducing Vince the Vulture, the meanest, cold-bloodedest, fastest big iron west of the Pecos.


or, maybe not.