h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Adds:

Funny Girl
Fried Green Tomatoes
The Bridges of Madison County
Thelma and Louise
Pretty Woman
Carousel
Romeo and Juliet

i think perhaps he needs something more male...

the usual suspects
star wars
die hard
speed
the fifth element
barb wire

some other films with guns and mammories and fast cars in

No, no, no! You just don't get the ambiance we're trying to achieve here, are you?

::takes UH's tapes, and records a day's worth of programming from Lifetime channel over them::

Good idea, Shea!

We can take his old tapes of the movies he doesn't need any more and tape stuff from WE and Home and Garden on those...

You know - he's really lacking in the Martha Stewart department... I think we should get him a couple of her tapes also. We can tape the Rosie show for him

And soap operas - I betcha he doesn't have any of those...

*quietly puts a lovely pink bow in UH's hair, hands him a stuffed lavender fluffy kitty pillow and tells him to go to his room*

"And that's a good thing!"

I've been looking at his music collection, we really must do something about that too....


Here, take this 101 strings album, It's always been a favorite of mine!

Oh, and this "The Complete Barbra Streisand"!

Ooooooooooooh, look what I found for his music collection - a very rare copy of the Care Bears album!

And, here's Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman".

These two are excellent for the collection :

Leonard Nimoy
William Shatner

Nothing but the very *best* for ER!

::dusts off the Partridge Family boxed set::

Here's a copy of "The Vienna Boys Choir doing their rendition of "Puppy Love"...

I'm sure he'll be thrilled

Where did you get that?! Those are hard to come by!

::sets a fuzzy puppy in the window that turns blue when it's going to rain, pink when it's sunny, and purple when there's a change in the weather::

Which chia pet should we get for him? I like the little pig myself, but I'll be sure to take your opinions into consideration before I make a final decision on it.

*places a Care Bears doormat outside the front door that says "Let your heartlight shine - hug a friend today!" on it. And a new doorbell that sounds like a cat purring*

He's gonna just LOVE what we've done to his place!

*decides on the cute pig chia pet*

Think maybe it's time to put the kitchen back together?

One thing I'd like to see is lower countertops - the standard counter is far too high for most of us, like they've designed it for 6 ft tall men or something... I"m quite sure he doesn't want something like *that* in his kitchen.


*instructs the carpenters to lower all the countertops by 10 inches*


Much better!

And glass doors on the uppers so that we can see his lovely dinnerware!

Ooooh, lovely!

And a knick-nack rail above the cabinets for all the adorable little knick-nacks we'll be collecting for him - I"m sure he won't mind dusting them weekly!

::hangs a kitchen witch right above the sink::

I think he'd like the chia pet that looks like a bald guy's head ...