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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 29, 2002
::checks the tape::
::discovers that, despite the efforts of Lady Scott, episodes of Barney have far too much respect for the work of John Aston to record themselves willy-nilly over "Evil Roy Slade"
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::sits back to watch ERS::
ERS: I cain't read it if'n it don't say "See mu noo doll house". It don't say that nowhere.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 29, 2002
Ah yes... Keith Urban... He was going to be my next guess.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 29, 2002
Yeah, right.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 29, 2002
By the way, I could have lived without the picture of your girlfriend's knockers.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 29, 2002
I mean, I knew you were cruel, but I didn't hink you were *that* cruel.
Welcome back, you loveable B*****D.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 29, 2002
My girlfriend?? Someone better tell her, 'cos she thinks she's on the loose up there in Sin-city.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 29, 2002
You mean Australian women just let anyone take pictures of their pookie-bits? 
Admittedly, this was just a close shot of cleavage, but sheesh.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 29, 2002
It was a self-portrait.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 29, 2002
I should have recognized the angle ... it looked familiar.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 29, 2002
I'm glad you all had such a good time. It looked like a lot of fun.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 29, 2002
That's only one day of my trip. The other days included lazing on the beach, lazing by the pool, drinking in bars, drinking in bars next to pools, drinking in bars while looking out over the beach, sitting on the beach and looking longingly at the nearby bars, visiting amusement parks (Wet 'n' Wild Water World, Dreamworld - sorta like Disneyland) and visiting the town of Eumundi and sampling their fine lager at it's source.
AW Lady Scott
::sips Eumundi Lager (yes, I brought a couple of cases home)::
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 29, 2002
*admires your lazing-drunken pulcritude*
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 29, 2002
Excuse me, that's "pulchritude" ... and you are pulchritudinous.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 29, 2002
::gets out his dictionary::
That means "vomitoverable", doesn't it......
Hmmm, no. It would appear not.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 29, 2002
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Sep 29, 2002
Oh, come back just in time for a bit of (once-upon-a-time ) Latin
ER has a girlfriend 
who is gallivanting around Sydney flashing her bits?
I may have to read the backlog on this one
ER
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 29, 2002
AW
manly<kahlua&milk> Your Kingliness
http://members.optushome.com.au/evil.roy/tbX3lT/fishing.htm
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Sep 29, 2002
Oh, but that's the definition of Aussie class, isn't it?
Nice shirt mate, btw 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Sep 29, 2002
I've just looked at "No, no, no". It seems that I have about 950 posts to catch up on.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Sep 29, 2002
Yes, very sophisicated, you Aussies.
I know I'm impressed. The shirt is perfection, mate.
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