h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not *all* of us can aspire to ER's standards, however

And that goes doubly for the shirt

Do you people understand the concept of "Goin' Fishin'"? It generally means that you wear any old clothes that are lying around, just in case you get fish guts all over yourself. Anyway, my shirt only appears in one photo, the grey thing is an old sweat-top (it was a little bit cool at 6 a.m. when we headed out)!

BTW, if you're looking at the photo at the bottom left.... That ain't me!

Don't worry, ER, you could pulchrirate in anything.

I know you don't look like a largish , silly.

Just wait 'til you see the pictures of me in my "embarrass the nieces and nephews" flouro pink/orange/green board shorts.

Any excuse mate

You're really stretching that for all it's worth, aren't you AW?

I haven't got anything better to do at the moment, your magistrate, but, you bet I am. I happen to like the way ER looks. He's very handsome. Too bad his eyes are covered up in those photos. They have a lot of light in them.

And if you'd like to gauge the size of that big fish, the woman in the photo is about 5' 3". It was huge and ing heavy!

Hmm... you know, I'm just wondering if we're talking about the same bloke here

Nothing personal mate

Yes, we are, your masterb**e.

I only have red eyes when I hang around with you, Your Maj.

That was said jovially to you, btw, King-type-person, sir.

Now now AW, I've met him in the flesh after all, I know what he gets up to
Hey, it wasn't *my* idea to put all that money on the bar ER!

Um ... the only people in the world who are *more* sophisticated than the Aussies are from the Cleveland area.

Wo norries AW

You could have stopped me, Your Maj. You, Cafram, Silvery Gibbon, a herd of wild horses, a pride of lions and a crash of rhinoceros could have all banded together and..... No wait, maybe you couldn't have.

What was the money on the bar for?