h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I never count to go to sleep.

Sure! Uh huh!
I believe you.

Really.


I just close my eyes, just like this...


*shows Paul her closed eyes*

and

You're making it harder for me to implicate
the in your sleeping, Lady Scott.

Okay, how's this? The and present
but out of sight. They telepathically make
you feel sleepy. It's not much of a conspiracy
theory, but maybe some of Tac's other friends
can do better.

They must be hiding nearby all the time, and have been doing so for the past nearly 50 years.

See how treacherous they are?
You're lucky to have Tac and me on
hand to expose them for what they are.

Right, Tac? Tac?

I think he's ignoring us.

Or...........







Maybe the have gotten to him, too!!!

Tacsatduck is usually too wily to let the
get the upper hand (or cloven hoof).
But anything is possible.

Lamb chops, anyone?

Oops!

In an unguarded moment, I got too
close to the , and now
I feel

Yum!

Yes, please!!

hmmm here I go thinking this thing was good and burried and I get back to work after my weekend break and you two have been posting here

You know I went to prob the most expensive restrant in Fayettville one time with a friend...we didn't know what it was and figured we would try it out...we walk in both wearing flannel and jeans and everyone is all dressed up...I turned to my friend and said well lets see it they even let us get a table...the hostes gave us a strange look but brought us to a table...and asked if it was alright...I said the table was fine but I could do with out the fancy flowers as a joke...but she took the flowers away thinking I was serious...well the waiter comes over and gives us our menus...pricey stuff but we felt that if we sat down we might as well order....I did it up got an appatiser and some (I think that was when I asked the waiter about his sugestion what type of wine and he asked me if I liked dry wine...I said no I would prefer the liquid kind )or somesuch and then looking at the menu picked out the rack of lamb...I was think well a rack of ribs is pretty big so this had to be pretty good size and all that...it comes out as four little bones with a little meat on them very depressing


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The next time you eat at that restaurant,
you should ask for chops from a lamb that's
not anorexic.

I've never seen lamb chops that were more than a couple of inches across.





Except for that lifesize Lamb Chop on Shari Lewis' show a few years ago.

One lamb chop is usually all I
can eat, Lady Scott. I really
don't think lamb chops are especially
small. I just think that Tacsatduck
was unlucky.

Really? The only ones I've ever seen were like tiny miniature pork chops, 2-3 inches across at the most.

It's not a big deal, Lady Scott.
It's more like much ado about mutton.

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What do do when they can't sleep?
Do they count Lady Scotts?

Probably sheets from my namesake.