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now I don't mind the tub o butter with toast crumbs


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I prefer to have the toast crumbs cleaned off my butter, thank you very much!

but the butter just gets spread on more toast....a few more crumbs don't hurt


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But how long have the crumbs been on the butter?


You know how easily bread gets mouldy...

I used to worry about toast crumbs in the
butter, but not any more.

I mean, if it weren't for bread crumbs deliberately
put into dairy products, you would have no such thing
as blue cheese. Moldy bread crumbs may even be good
for you.

That's my happy thought for today.

I never met a blue cheese that I could stomach.

a little extra penasilan never hurt nobody...oh wait mabye


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Actually, I have trouble getting blue cheese past my lips...

I rather like it, especially in salad
dressing or with corn bread.

But not very often. It has a strong taste.

It makes you that I don't like blue cheese...


Oh wait... that was a pun...




me...




We're of differing opinions in this household, too - Lord Scott and Shorty like Blue Cheese, and I'm not real sure how Amy+ feels about it, but I really can't stand it.

as long as it's not green I am good to go


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<-----green cheese!

ummm no it's actualy just a card board cutout


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No one has posted in Tac's fan club in more
than two months.

We've gotta get this thread rolling again.
Anybody wanna help me push?

Again, I ask:

Can anybody hear me?
Tac is very important to us, and we can't
let his fanclub go into hibernation!

Gimme a chance, will ya?

I was *busy* with real life (what a concept) for a while...


So... What do we talk about first? His sparkly eyes? Or his dimples?

What? No replies yet?

I suppose I'll just have to talk to myself on here, then.

I thought you were asleep, Lady Scott.

I didn't want to wake you when you were
sleeping so peacefully.

I don't sleep *all* the time.














Just most of it.











I *wish*.

I absolve you of any blame for the slowdown
of posts to Tac's fanclub, Lady Scott.
According to my calculations,
are to blame. For two months, they have been
diverting us to other threads whenever we started
to post here. Oh, those fiends!

And they have kept you away by making you count....sheep
so you could get to sleep. They are sly, but we
shall lick them!