h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

once upon a time a small fuzzy hampster said to his mother "I think there for I am and all I think about are sunflower seeds...does that make me a sunflower seed".....



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*jaw hangs open*

*closes the paper lady's mouth so flies don't fly in*
"no no" said the mother to the baby hampster "just because you think of sunflower seeds all the time doesn't make you a sunflower seed it makes you a bird"


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Hey, Tac! Good to see you!

Maybe Amy was waiting for some sunflower seeds...

could be could be...


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So, maybe it wasn't a sunflower seed,
but rather birdseed.

To get birds, you plant birdseed.

Is *that* where they all come from?!?

Gives new insight to 'the birds and the bees' doesn't it?

birds and bees....hmmmm honey on toast with some eggs....hmmm add a pig for some baccon and some juice and we will be good to go


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*fries up some bacon and eggs, to go with some toast and for Tac*

sounds good to me....have actualy...well up to this last week or so been having a regular breakfast like that in the mornings before work nice change of pase really


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*checks Tac's cholesterol levels*

No grits, Tac?
I thought you ex-Southerners loved grits.
Or was that one of the reasons for moving north?

oh well actualy...the place I have been going doesn't have grits but yesterday I was in NJ takeing a military physical and the dinner I went to had them...I got a strange look from one of the other customers and he made a comment along the lines "damn I havn't seen a white boy eat grits sense the last time I was in the south"....I of course pointed out I grew up in the south and that cleared up the confusion


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You could do worse than grits.

You could do scrapple.

hmmm scrapple and eggs eh....well actualy I went to the store last night....bought some eggs and bacon and all that...I have been getting up earliy enough to cook my own breakfast...but end up going to the dinner so I figured I would try doing it myself and saving a dollar


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Oh definitely would be cheaper to do it yourself.


And I'm sure you won't at all mind cleaning up the greasy mess afterwards. Just be sure you clean out the bacon grease before you wash the pan so you don't get grease down the drain - that grease would clog your drain in a hurry.

I suggest wiping the bacon drippings out of the pan with a paper towel before washing the pan. Unless you're into saving bacon grease to use on vegetables or in other cooking

erm paper towel is prob the way I would go....can't stand the bucket o grese that some people keep


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Good for you. I always had to wonder how long it had been sitting out at room temperature.... and then they'd put a glob of it on their vegetables!