h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is time that I inform you of a super secret black ops program that i have overseen for the last 6 years. Project : Humanize > Classified level 15 this programs inception in 1995 was initiated to counter a threat that had become evident. This threat came from a species we had domesticated and long thought benign. Sheep. Through the use of cross species genenic manipulation a hybred species was developed. On the exsterior there is no noticable differance between the hybred and natural born sheep. On the genenic level however these hybreds are 90% human. By raising these hybreds in close knit family units these highly intelligent creature were instilled with loyalties to their family unit's who in turn became their handlers. These operatives are now in many key positions in the enemys leadership.

We need to get out Spec Ops on this immediately. . .

I am afriad that if this gets out our funding will dry up. The last 6 years the 15 million in annual funding was syphined off of legitimate DOD project's {you don't really believe that the military really pays $2500.00 for tiolet seats}

Fear not my friend, I have a "patriot" I can rely on.

already there have been 2 border crossing that we missed dam that cspecial ops

Set your sonic weapon to Barry Manilow to repulse the sheep further.

Do you really feel such drastic measure are justified. If all our troops are not completely shielded there could be friendly casualties.
Not to mention the moral implications

To all troops: Happy July 4th, 2001 - Todays Menu - Barbeque Lamb

Yes, perhaps the sonic weapon is a bit presumptuous and not necessary unless on the front line, secure the flanks ( and a rack of lamb for me) and make toward the rally point. I will call in an artillery barage of jelly donuts to cover your withdrawal.

The jelly doghnuts wreaked havoc on thier best troops. they will be nutralized for days removing the grape stains from thier white woolen fleece. But post haste send all non essentail troops out to purchase all available "Woolite". And have someone pick up some mint sauce for Saturdays cookout. {and bring any left over doughnuts}

I would just like to point out to Aaron the use of all non-essentail in the previous post

Ah, but in this forum aren't you ultimately responsible for all non-essential. . .Gen. Tacsatduck. .

Oh by being gen I am the king on non-essential-ablity

Yes, sir. I agree. . . . .hey wait aren't those frilly knikkers over there. . oh no. . .they have a spy in the compound. . how could they miss the tail. . .

I took it upon myself to purchase all available "woolite" on the eastern seaboard. do you mind if I am reimbursed from petty cash?

Should be no problem Tom seems to have enough as it is (sorry bad tom petty joke)

I have found out major targets on the sheeps maps. . .we must defend Outback.

Yes the restraunt must be saved (gooooood stakes) wait thats not what you ment

The seem to feel that this is the nerve center of the anti-sheep movement. . .but we have their salt licks. . .

Yes this was a hub of operation for there western movement but they seem to many back up plans