h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I acknowledge the deviation from the "schedule," trust in your fellow combatants that we will watch your back, good plans never survive first contact anyhow. But trust Tacsatduck who has an overwatch position in the "clocktower," and our "sheering" devices are in place. Worry not, my friend, defenses are in good shape. Just remember set up your LP/OP's well out "in front" and things should be okay.

It has just come to my attention that our town is planning a " Sheep to Shawl Day" next spring. A live inactment of the sheep farming proccess from the raising of sheep, herding, shawling to making of wool products in the colonial times. I fear that this is the opening they have been waiting for. I beleive however that we can use this to our advantage. Stand strong my brother's and await "a call to arms"

Ah yes, may I suggest that we airborne drop tacsatduck. .. since he is airborne qualified...so we can have eyes on. . .and then once that has been establishied, you will feignt to the north but set up ambush positions to our twelve. . .well beyond the six of their position from our vantage point. .. thus cutting off thier supply lines and escape routes. .. me and my fellow "researchers will infiltrate the "show" and take it from the inside. .. calling in artillery sorties on predesignated plots...our we could nuke them. .. your choice. . .but me being the senior researcher here. . .I feel that is the best measure to take.

I was unaware that our comrad tacsaduck was air qualfied I was under the immpresion he had strong water skills {tacs a-duck is latin for "he who conquers his enemy by way of interconnected ponds and coastal byways"} Your plan has many merits and we should seek the consult of "he who conquers his enemy by way of interconnected ponds and coastal byways" I do however have one piece of advice I would put forward that being: Maybe we should hold off on the nukes since we will be in the targeted area. But as always I am open to all input.

Nukes are a last resort. . try MLRS. .. tactical artillery peices capable of eliminating an entire grid square. . but we need to get out human brethren out before we do that. .but shouldn't be hard. Jsut pass along the password via the airwaves. . .I already have it .. ."teh belly button lint has migrated south for teh winter."

I an afraid the optimistic views of or brethen have clouded your judgement. i am afraid to say the average intelligences of a wet noodle.fortunan. Fortanently while talking to god last night he told me he was on our side. I opted for the boils and open sores. God is good!!

I must have been half asleep last night because that last post is so jumbled. I hope you know the wet noodle comment was directed at humanity in general and the part about god and punishment was suppose to be a refrence to ancient eygpt. I assure you at the time i was writing it it was hilarious.

Understood. . .and well recieved. . .and now we face a greater threat. . .the sheep seem to be massing in an effort to use their "sheep-stare," to confuse and thwart us. . .we must don our stare-shields, or sunglasses. We need not wait for the whites of thier eyes. . .shoot first negotiate later. . .remember peace through superior firepower.

When i woke this morning i noticed something itchy rubbing agianst my leg. The my horror my bed was covered in wool. I have been identified. "These are the times that try men's souls"

Damn the torpedoes my friend. . full speed ahead. . .and lock the door. . or get your security guards on our side for if they be traitors we need to id them. ..

The security leak has been found. One of the gate guards was found to be a sheep wearing a Richard M. Nixon mask. His cover was blown when caught attempting to make the victory sign with a cloven hoof. I also have my eye on the guy who suspecously looks like JFK.

The security leak has been found. One of the gate guards was found to be a sheep wearing a Richard M. Nixon mask. His cover was blown when caught attempting to make the victory sign with a cloven hoof. I also have my eye on the guy who suspecously looks like JFK.

Ah, but I must inform you the one wearing the J.Edgar Hoover mask works for us. . double agent. . .

Comrad taksaduck has not post to this thread for many a sun cycle. I fear for his continous intake of oxygen. It is may hope that this recent absence denotes only lack of time. For surely our cause would suffer incalcubal damage with out Brothers counsel.

Gen. Duck had put himself on the line with great endeavor. . .he is argueing our case amongst the "powers" that be. . .leaving his senior officers . . .you and I. . .to troop the line. .. he will retiurn with great news I hope.

I have complete the first part of a major plan.
come and see

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A586767

Well, said SIR, we are behind you.

The joy of finding you well at this post is uncontainable. Our cause is advanced by the exsposure of these most vile sheep and their evil plan's of world domenation. I await further instruct.

LtCol Starbirth. . .take 2BN and take up flanking positions. . .they got frilly knickers on. .. oh and check tacsatducks page