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Well at least a little tart.

At least....



Bassman

That would make her a tartlet?
Crumpet? Scone?
Flapjack!

I thought we were talking about a pie, not a person.

*checks backlog*
A pie that tastes a little tart it was indeed - just a trifle tart?
Please forgive me - I was thinking of the person who baked it!

Oh.

I thought something like that happened.

I would never trifle with a tart, though.

FINE! But I thought you were looking for enlightenment?

*puts on her sunglasses*
Okay, enlightenment, you can enter.

Pandora, please don't fine me, I didn't
know I broke any laws.

I jusssss love it when a man begs!
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine!!
...*serves hot cherry tarts to everyone...with cold lemonade...*

YAY!!

*Samples tart*
Absolutely scrumptious, Pan!



The cherry tart and lemonade isn't bad either

I'm often told I smell good enough to eat.

Speaking of eating...anyone care to try my special Hungarian crapes? (they'er called:pa-la-chentas)
A pinch of yeast. in the batter...but don't let it rise! Just for taste.
Then some butter and lekvar(prune butter)
Or you can have it with cottage cheese and walnuts. I like the lekvar

Sounds wonderful!

Prune sauce is great on roost goose, by the way.

I dono about how it is ON a goose...but I know if ya' eat too much it'll make ya'like a goose!

I eat prunes with my cold cereal every morning,
Pandora. I have never exhibited any goose-like
symptoms.

Well, that's cuz ya' eat um alll the time. Silly!

George Burns used to soak prunes in his
morning coffee. I'm not sure if the prunes
were supposed to add flavor to the coffee,
or the coffee was supposed to pep up the
taste of the prunes.

George lived to be 100, so at least he wasn't
shortening his life by eating like that.

no wonder he looked like the last prune in the box!