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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 22, 2003
Is there sumthin' wrong with being "unstuck"<?>
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 22, 2003
I think that would depend on what you're stuck to. 
Except for squirrels, birds, and cats, very few creatures
run when they see me coming. Even the Canadian geese
just stand there and hiss at me. They aren't scared of me.
I'm not very big 
. I don't look at all fierce.
I'm glad I've never run into any bears or pumas or
potfors.
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mari-rae Posted Jun 23, 2003
*Hands Gwennie a pot of All Purpose Glue against that day...*
What sort of a ferocious beast is a potfor?
*imagines a large slavering 
and shudders. Loads Pandora's martini with olives so that her mouth will be too filled to begin singing at them...* 
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Gwennie Posted Jun 23, 2003
Make sure that the olives have their stones removed first Mari...
*Imagines Pan a la Eliza Doolittle from Pygmalion/My Fair Lady when Professor Higgins made her sing through a mouthful of pebbles* 
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 23, 2003
Canadian geese... oh yeah, they seem to love me.
Even more than Pan 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 23, 2003
mufmmrsluuurpmshinfum
shuumumadepmakuish!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 23, 2003
What's a potfor?
To cook in.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 23, 2003
That's the oldest, hoariest joke
I know, and you lot fell for it.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Jun 24, 2003
BITE ME!
Good one.
...*takes out note pad...makes a note to self: Get Paul H....*
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mari-rae Posted Jun 25, 2003
good one, Paul!!
*Pours 
and offers it to everyone.* Floh? are you leaving? Have a glass of first. Wish we had some 
too... but here's a 
we can share.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 25, 2003
Dear Pandora:
You are so considerate, offering to get me something
from the store.
It's pretty hot, so could you pick up some ginger
ale and some vanilla frozen yogurt? I'd like to
make ice cream floats for everyone here. 
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jun 26, 2003
OOOOOOOH
Ice cream floats....
Bassman 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 26, 2003
Now I'm worried about poor Pandora.
I hope she doesn't have to swim through 
-infested waters caqrrying the
ginger ale and ice cream.
Maybe I asked for too much?
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jun 27, 2003
Still waiting
Bassman
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mari-rae Posted Jun 27, 2003
*Mixes up ice cream floats for everyone, putting extra ice cream into Bassman's...*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 27, 2003
Oh, thank you, thank you, mari-rae.
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Jun 27, 2003
Ooooh EXTRA ice cream, that's
(Oops - sorry about that pun)
Bassman
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mari-rae Posted Jun 28, 2003
Never apologize for puns, it makes them think they can do it all the time.
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