h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*returns*
Thank you, mari

Nice philosophy, mari-rae.

Floh!

Where'd Pandora go? *Looks in her closet and is stunned by the stunning display of gowns and shoes in there. No Pandora, though.*

Want to play dress up??

Is this a rhetorical question?

*Shoves a diamond and ruby tiara on her head and begins looking through the racks of shimmering gowns.*

Nope.

What is this thing with you girlies about borrowing each other's clothing?



Bassman

Gosh, I bet Pandora's gowns are
beautiful. Just like she is.

*Holds one gown up to show Paul. It is the color of mist and almost as weightless. There are tiny diamonds carefully sewn on in a scattering pattern across the gown.*


What do you reckon??

I just love being ignored.... It gives me an enormous sense of.... Normality



Bassman

Bassman, if you're not busy, you
could try on that gown that's like
mist with little diamonds sewn on
in a scatter pattern.

Or, maybe you'd prefer to wear the
black one with all the flounces and
lace. I understand that J. Edgar Hoover
liked to wear that style to parties.

Bassman... it's fun!

*Thinks that Bassers might be taking the fun a tad too far*

I don't think that Mari meant for you to try on Pan's underwear though Bassers and especially with that colour lipstick!

Somehow it doesn't quite go with the leather biker's jacket me old fruit...

If you're gonna go with leather, I say
go all the way. Anybody see a leather gown
in there?

*Rummages around in the cupboard and produces a voluminous red leather gown, which she chucks at Paul*

Fortunately the sides are merely laced up so there's lots of room to accommodate your physique Paul...

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gotta' practice those landings.

...*rubs fists into her eyes...blinks...*What are you people doing in that closet?!?What on earth is wrong with you?!?...*stomps past where everyone is holding up bejewled gowns and leather whot-nots...opens a large temeperture controled walk-in closet...* This is the good stuff!
You guys have no fashion sense whatsoever.That's
all Last Year's stuff!...*reaches in and twirls around holding a
teal green strapless gown with matching shawl, with teal ballet slippers tied to the satin hanger...*Now THIS'll getcha' into any club! ...*holds it up...*see how it criss-crossed fron the shoulders to the top of the butt-cleavage. That's style.
...*dons the matching teal and gold half veil with the dragonfly hold-me-on...*Champagne? All 'round? There's some
cheese and apple pie in the mini fridge. Let's chow & you can all pick out your favorite gowns. Mari & I can modle them for you.
There is a 'gents dressingroom' right over there. If you like black tails or biker stuff. Just happen to have several 'gentally'
worn items on the rack.

Gwennie

Lay off me - have you never heard of the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Daaaaaaahling....

"You asked nothing of me, and I gave it to you in abundance"



Bassman

Hi Bassers.
You may as well be howling at the moon. Gwennie's on a trip.
So, she'll probably not pick on you for sometime.
I have no idea where she even got the idea to pick on you.

*Squeezes into a creamy ivory satin shift that clings here and there; strappy 3" sandals; and clips a diamond butterfly barrette in her hair. Throws on her favorite cardigan and helps herself to the applepie and cheese.*

Thanks, Pan!

Anytime mari. Hope the pie's alright. It always comes out a bit tart when I make it.

Born-again tart, perhaps?