h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Red Dog, I expect that Mr. Nothing at all came to your "Nothing at all" thread because he thought you had created it for him....

Well it wasn't a bad plan and nearly took me in except that when you changed the nickname to Mr nothing at all you forgot to change the uspace header from Wesley Tofflemeister Flimby ...... and I think we all know who that is cos it's given away in the Xmas china journal entry there.

I like to leave 'em laughing.

But I think you should feel honored that your friends would go to such lengths to endure your chortling.

I do, I do ..... I could nearly give you a hug sometimes

Hug?

*hugs everyone in the thread then scampers back off to the Nothing At All thread*

Thanks for the hug, Saturn Girl....


Oh, she's out of earshot. Darn!

I guess I'll have to send a messenger to that thread.

I still know nothing though I'm not from Barcelona, and will not be there in the near future.
Any suggestions on where nothing is happening at all? should be a good place for mr Nothing....

I suggest going to Alphen aan de Rijn,AND you can read (how convenient) my comment on this greatly boring place in the guide! WOW now that ain't nothing ain't it?

By the way, what's this dog thing all about?
Is Mr Nothing's dog really joining h2g2?
And does he know the question to the answer 42?
Has Mr Nothing ever been in a Turkish jail?
Or been left behind alone after gym?

All these questions and so few answers....
Think I'll have adrink now.

The Dog thing Mr Jelke ..... why it's nothing at all

I have answers for everything except questions.

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There's a dog thing? Where? Where?

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Mr. Nothing would let his dog join H2G2 if he had a dog, but this is not possible because he has no dog.

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Mr. Nothing's answer to this or any other question is no better than anyone else's.

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Mr. Nothing knows nothing at all about Turkish jails. Or American jails, for that matter. There are other kinds of jails that are more metaphorical than real, but Mr. Nothing has thankfully managed to avoid most of these as well.

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It has been more than 35 years since Mr. Nothing took mandatory gymn classes. In that period, Mr. Nothing's brain cells have been totally replaced at least five times. But the short answer is: Mr. Nothing has no recollection of this ever happening.

They sound like answers to me.

Thank you all for answering these questions, you have filled my hart with hope and belief in a better future for me, my children and the unknown dog that has mistakenly not turned up in mr. Nothing's Life.
(Where did god go wrong? find out more in Oolon Colluphid's great trilogy!)

I still got one little tinsy winsy question for red dog:
Are you a communist dog, peeing on nice, free marketrees?
If so I would like to warn you for the DANGER of your doghouse being invaded by the ultimate universal forces of good, christian morality. These forces will hunt you down to establish a free marketree in place of your evil communist terrorist activity supporting doghouse, lead by mr Bush, head and hope of all marketrees. If not so,never mind us ruining your backyard.....it may end up looking like a Rumsfield but it will be a good, democratic and christian one.

Nope I just don't like Cats

I try to avoid dualistic worldviews.

It isn't dogs versus cats for me. I like cats. I also like dogs (except the ones who would tend me limb from limb). Come to think of it, there are cats who would gouge out my eyes (obviously they don't know what a swell guy I am .). Okay, I would avoid those cats, but only for personal reasons.

Red Dog, that was a pithy reply. I am hoping for more from you.

How about less .... "I don't like cats"

Not even Old Deuteronomy?

Or Magical Mister Mistopheles?

Not even Mr Fluffy the Kitten

Oh, you have a hard, hard heart, Mr. Red Dog. Still, it's probably a question of instinct and early-life experiences. Otherwise, you are magnificent.



What is it with this place? It has "Hitchhiker" right in the title, but there's no hitchhiker smiley. And no bone smileys for the dogs and dog-lovers.

*helpfully*

You could throw me a ball to chase ?

*Takes a bowling ball and rolls it past Red Dog*